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Secret love child

Shoto: are you all Mights secret love child

Deku: whaaaaa-
by Hoe for sero January 3, 2021
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luvchild

A musical artist to be streamed when you wanna get High or laid or something of that nature
What’s on your winky face playlist?”
Obviously Luvchild.”
“Damn ok! Stream Luvchild!”
by unloveable stoner November 23, 2021
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love child

A word used when describing a person, comparing their appearance to two individuals. Usually used in an insulting manner.
You look like the love child of Chewbacca and The Fonz.
by crackdealerdownon31st October 28, 2008
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Love Child

The politically correct form of bastard in its original sense of an illegitimate offspring. The two words are often joined together for the phrase "bastard love child", a common setup of humorous analogies.
1. Gary and Sue had a love child, but they still haven't gotten married or even moved in together.

2. Dr. Pepper is the Bastard Love Child of Coke and Root Beer, and I will die by those words.
by Fritz1776 April 22, 2019
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california love child

the result of a child born to two hippie parents in california who werent technically married
She calls herself a california love child but her parents werent hippies. Lame.
by california love child November 12, 2007
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Guttural Love Child

(noun)
{1} The result of an aberrant phenomenon when a man ejaculates in the back of a woman's throat, to whom he is not yet married, thus impregnating her and inevitably producing offspring.

{2} A good name for a band.

{3} A child conceived out of wedlock, whom exited the mother's body through her oral cavity.
Jim's mom virgin who has never been married. In fact, I know she used to be a blow job philanthropist, and I know that Jim is not adopted. This means one thing; Jim is a guttural love child. What a douche.

Dude, Guttural Love Child's last set was their best - are you deaf?

I can't believe that sinful child just came out of that woman's mouth. In all the years of delivering babies, I've never seen anything this fucked up. It's astounding to think that this sort of phenomenon actually exists.
by George Alexander November 13, 2009
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Love Child

The unplanned kid but the best one you'll ever have
We have six kids but Marcus is our love child
by Kingo10 June 15, 2023
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