Lotionate

The act of putting on lotion

Man, my hands are dry. I need to lotionate.

by Jared Vinzant December 16, 2006

Lotion

What makes something slippery and SOFT.


UR COCK

Instead of going barehanded and making it hard, i used LOTION

by aznsavage222 May 28, 2004

no lotion

No love and/or emotion

Girl: Babe, what are we?

AM: Man just wants noddy, no lotion

by Roger410 June 8, 2018

lotioning

The act of putting a large amount of lotion in your hand and randomly walking up to someone, smothering it all over their face, and running away as fast as you can so you dont get your ass whooped.

-Nadia lotioned Hasan and Shehzad SO bad.

-Shehzad and Hasan tried lotioning Nadia back, but were unsuccessful at 99.9% of their attempts.

-Nadia's the best lotioner ever.

by lotioningmaster August 28, 2009

On the lotion

On the lotion means that someone is using lotion to masturbate, and is constantly saying he is busy and can't come out.

Julian: Hey Marcus can you come out to play basketball?

Marcus: No, i am busy!

Julian: He's totally "On the lotion"!

by Tenac ious d April 25, 2010

Lotionized

Someone or something that is covered in lotion and completely moisturized.

"No Mom I can't answer the door, I just lotionized my hands."

by Alanna McDonald May 19, 2008

Lotioning

To sexually touch and rub lotion in to ones body

Girl:running oil all over and the slowly finger her

Boy; to cover your hand in lotion and give him and slow firm hand job

Come let's get lotioning baby

by Boobs12hd December 12, 2016