loser shit

When a person or group of persons participate in an activity obviously reserved for losers. Their own mothers look at them and think 'f*ck I raised a loser'

General loser activities that contribute little or nothing to society. You don't need a definition of loser shit cuz you'll know it when you see it.

Person 1 : 'My friend and I are gonna hit up a Military Airsoft simulation, and then we're heading back to his house for some anime. Wanna join in?'

Person 2: 'No thanks, that's loser shit'

by -PabloEscobar December 1, 2016

lover's nuts

A early archaic term for blue balls.

"The bitch was such a prick tease she gave me lover's nuts."

by shwilla June 28, 2008

Lover's Remorse

When you end up hating the person you liked/loved just the other day. You may or may not like someone else instead, and it may or may not be followed by a feeling of remorse/douchbaginess for getting over someone so quickly.

John's having a bad case of lover's remorse. Yesterday he loved Julie, and now he hates her.

by zaazaazaa May 18, 2010

Restless Loser Syndrome

(n) Restless Loser Syndrome is a disease some people get that causes them to keep thinking their phone is ringing/vibrating when really, it isn't. So the person keeps checking and checking their phone only to see that it never rang in the first place, making them a loser.

The origin is unknown, but the cause is said to stem from a person mistaking a light shake in the leg or an odd noise for their phone ringing.

-Why do you keep looking at your phone? is someone texting you?
-No, i keep thinking it's vibrating and i check it but it's not!
-Sounds like you have RLS.
-Restless Leg Syndrome?
-No, Restless Loser Syndrome, loser!

by THE_Æ June 1, 2009

Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword

A philosophical postulate that states, "That which cannot be proven or disproven should probably not be argued about, but let's do it anyway to get some needed blood pumping."

Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!

by aotako June 8, 2011

loser space

That section of the space-time continuum occupied by people outside the IT department.

"I'm just going out into loser space. Someone's forgotten which Post-It note they wrote their password on."

by entrails May 25, 2008

Lover’s foot

A beautiful build up of your partner’s sexual discharge in between your toes causing a unique fungal growth of the foot.

May cause a pleasant inability to walk properly.

Billy gave Nick some nasty lover’s foot.

by Og-Bobby-Johnson May 12, 2021