The third most retarded person on Cowboy Bebop: Space Cowboy. Voted the single biggest whiner on the mud, due to the fact he single handedly described how many steps it would take to get a communicator to say something IC. Also a huge racist.
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1. A town in Virginia.
2. A state of mind one enters after a large amount of drinking. To enter said state one usually must consume somewhere around 6 sparks, half a bottle of wild turkey or many many beers. Once in Lorton you are not responsible for your actions. You pat other's genitals like you at petting zoo, yell things like "Get your pussy in the cab" and leave a path of destruction in your wake.
2. A state of mind one enters after a large amount of drinking. To enter said state one usually must consume somewhere around 6 sparks, half a bottle of wild turkey or many many beers. Once in Lorton you are not responsible for your actions. You pat other's genitals like you at petting zoo, yell things like "Get your pussy in the cab" and leave a path of destruction in your wake.
"I was on the express train to Lorton after my 3rd sparks."
"I'm going to Lorton tonight, who's coming with me?"
"I'm going to Lorton tonight, who's coming with me?"
by WBNT May 16, 2007
Get the Lorton mug.Et lortesvin er en person, som er et særdeles stort svin. Der ligger ikke nødvendigvis noget uhumsk i udtrykket, selvom det bestemt er muligt.
A lortesvin (shit pig) is a person who is an extreme asshole. There isn't necessarily anything filthy about the expression, although this is certainly a possibility.
A lortesvin (shit pig) is a person who is an extreme asshole. There isn't necessarily anything filthy about the expression, although this is certainly a possibility.
Manden stjæler fra sin egen mor. Han er et rigtigt lortesvin.
Morten har vundet i lotte - det heldige lortesvin.
Morten har vundet i lotte - det heldige lortesvin.
by Professor Bronson July 28, 2011
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Man, I really wish I could straight Loetz up in that ho's house and be like "sup bitch, daddy's home".
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