lort

Bloody piss

"I was pissing after I got kicked in the kidney, and lort started coming out"

by TheSlug4661 January 4, 2023

Deer Lort

Our almighty Lort above all. Deer Lort is out Lort and savior.

"Let's go spread the wurd of our almighty Deer Lort."

by WhiteRabbitxx May 17, 2015

good lort

The sound made one makes when something remarkable is observed and they are barely able to say "good lord" due to sheer astonishment.

Friend: Bro have you heard of Niykee Heaton?
Bro: Who?
Friend: *Shows google images*
Bro: Good Lort! The booty!

by davyjones77 December 3, 2016

Quere Dedly Be De Lort

Refers to a situtation or item that is defined as Extremly(Quere-taken from the word Queer)Good(Dedly Taken from the word Deadly)Thanks be to God (Be the Lort. Commonly used in Enniscorthy, Co. Wexford, Republic of Ireland

This Burger is Quere Dedly Be De Lort

by Foley60 August 21, 2008

Kort-a-lort

A son who proves that loving your family means owing your pass and striving to be a better person every day

"He's has a few rough patches, but he's a true Kort-a-lort --- always getting back on his feet and making his parents proud!"

by Intellectual Contender August 18, 2025

Kort-a-lort

A son who proves that loving your family means owning your past and striving to be a better person every day.

"He's had a few rough patches, but he's a true Kort-a-lort—always getting back on his feet and making his parents proud."

by Intellectual Contender August 18, 2025