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longhand

the exact opposite of shorthand. longhanded writers tend to exaggerate letters that make the word awkward and hard to read. the correct form of longhand is used when the writer exaggerates one letter, usually the last letter or an important letter. incorrect longhand writers will emphasize letters that shouldnt be. for example, the word yo, meaning hey, or what's up, would become yyyyyo. everyone seems to hate this annoying text. my friends, mitch and georgia, have perfected this retarded language.
here's an IM conversation i had with my friend mitch.

me: yo nigga!
mitch: wwwhaaatss upp sson?
me: why do you ruin my life with your ridiculous longhand.
mitch: wwtf aaree yyyou talllkinnng abouuut?
by the big skeez February 25, 2008
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longhairs

Men set aside from other men because they grow either their hair, their beards, or both longer than the cultural norm. Longhairs may be a target for ridicule in some situations, including the possibility of employment or being called 'hippies' but have a genuine resolve to grow long hair in spite of all criticism. Longhairs come from all types of political and socio-economic backgrounds and are not characterized by one example in particular.
"He is planning on playing video games with the other longhairs from the office after work."

"I think I've got a better chance at getting this job because I'm clean-shaven and the other guys that interviewed were a bunch of longhairs.
by Psyclonix December 30, 2011
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Lochan

Lochan is a loving guy who has the biggest heart. Super athletic and does whatever is takes to win. He is the prettiest eyes and an amazing body!!
Lochan is such a stud
by nakdbekansbe April 1, 2020
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Paz Lenchantin

Paz Lenchantin is a multi-talented musician : she plays bass, violin, guitar, piano and other things. She's from Argentina. She's cute and sexy brunette. She has the most beautiful legs. I mean she's a leggy and booty girl. When she's on stage, she uses high heels, a tiny skirt and a stretch t-shirt. She played in A Perfect Circle and Zwan. Now she plays in Papa M.
by Cesar B November 15, 2003
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Lonch

Underground indie band hailing from Long Island, New York. The members pride themselves in their strikingly different personalities but manage to combine for an eclectic vibe. Often include steady rhythmic reggae beats with electric instrumentals for an artsy, unique sound. Influences include Raptor Jesus, Jeff Goldblum, Fidel Castro, Bob Marley, and Insanity Wolf.
Pat: Have you heard of Lonch?
James: Yeah, they're pretty decent.
by californication93 June 2, 2010
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longhair

Wow. There sure are a bunch of longhairs here tonight.
by rosestar August 31, 2010
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lolchair

Lolchair is the most amazing spinoff on lolcats ever!
-I saw something awesome today!
-what?
-THE LOLCHAIR!
-Oh Emm Gee!
by FiskFisk33 June 24, 2008
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