old hay loft

This is where one individual takes another individual to an old abandoned barn, instructs the target to lay in a specific spot, climbs into the loft, and proceeds to release their fecal matter from their body down onto their friend.

My friend "Damian" offered me an old hay loft.
I couldn't refuse.
It was wonderful for my skin.

by gavinity July 31, 2008

mega loaft

When something takes an insanely long time to do something or just pushes it off or procrastinates until they have to do it.
mega loafter, mega loafting

I have a biology lab to do....but im mega loafting by being on facebook.........lame

by megaloafter September 11, 2009

Lofty Thoughts

Lofty Thoughts - Philosophical in nature, typically lofty in prose and rhythm - fruity by today's standards, but with balls. A lofty thought extends into the aether. Usual of the enlightenment era and mostly abstract in the truest nature, i.e. what is a perfect square...not in reality but in perfection. Plato personified...Similar to the contemplative life espoused by Aristotle.

After he made over a million dollars in 6 months, he took an entire month off to drink wine, smoke his pipe, and think lofty thoughts in his Virginia mansion retreat. Such as: what exactly is the true nature of virtue, and if the forms exist, how do they apply to my current situation?

by Your Yo August 6, 2017

Loafting

The act of lifting and floating. Also the wasting of time when important stuff has to get done.

"Hey Sarracini, stop loafting man, we gotta go smash stuff!"

by Brokkalakis October 6, 2009

LSMFT

"Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco" was the ad slogan in the '50s & 60s.
Young boys at the time, like me, said it stood for , "Let's screw, my finger's tired."

As in : "Hey sweetie, LSMFT!"

by D. Millsaps November 14, 2006

loftising

To ball so hard that absolutely no mother fuckers can find you to swag harder than any one who is Justin arnolding. To fuck bitches and get money on an astronomical level

Damn Justin there's josh loftising like a champion. I wish my dick swung like his.

by Jiggaman555 May 9, 2013

lomotey

Lomotey's are Leaders who are very wise. Based on there African heritage, they are said by Legend to be able to possess the spirit and power of the Great Beast of the Lands. The origins of Lomotey's are in Ghana, where others family's tell courageous tales about them . In the last 30 years, the Lomotey's have spread all around the world...

" That was so Lomotey "

Leader Brave Daring

by Kobolomo11 December 29, 2016