A term originating in the small town of Eden Falls (population: dwindling) to mean any conspiracy, but the "modern" variant in the new (much smaller) town of Eden Falls II is anything and everything.
"LOM kicked the baby!"
"Stop LOMming with each other!"
"LOM me harder, baby! Yeah!"
"Oh, it's already been LOM!"
"LOM you, mother-LOMmer!"
"You want something to LOM with your burger?"
"Let's all go the LOMmy..."
"Stop LOMming with each other!"
"LOM me harder, baby! Yeah!"
"Oh, it's already been LOM!"
"LOM you, mother-LOMmer!"
"You want something to LOM with your burger?"
"Let's all go the LOMmy..."
by Vive Murray October 30, 2003

Condition afflicting certain pop songs, the lyrics of which clearly show that the author penned the first verse and bridge effortlessly, and then got badly stuck on the second verse. Named for the song 'Life on Mars' by David Bowie.
"I really like that 'No-One Knows' by Queens of the Stone Age."
"Yeah, me too, but it's got LOM Syndrome like a motherfucker."
"Yeah, me too, but it's got LOM Syndrome like a motherfucker."
by Peter Gibney (again) February 1, 2009

by love and rent December 18, 2010

by Cahz Ixgrade January 28, 2014

Noun: A background character from Star Wars X: The Empire Strikes Back. He was a bounty hunter who orrigionally was a protocal droid who over-rided his own programing to become more independent. He, along with many other bounty hunters, was hired by Darth Vader to capture Luke Skywalker. He was an active bounty hunter working with the bounty hunters guild durring the galactic civil war.
Darth Vader hired many bouty hunters to capture Luke Skywalker and his rebel allies. One of these bounty hunters went by the name 4-LOM.
by Mandalore96 November 1, 2010

by Shreywolf January 29, 2021

Someone who believes they are a sigma rizz lord. A creamy lom can be identified by constantly gooning until a climax, mostly resorting in a wave of super splurge.
Corge: hey Creamy Lom
Creamy Lom: erm what the sigma, I can cleanly tell you havnt been gooning.
Corge: I hope you get touched.
Creamy Lom: erm what the sigma, I can cleanly tell you havnt been gooning.
Corge: I hope you get touched.
by Ugly rizzlord May 1, 2024
