Tifa Lockhart

A synonym for perfect

Nobody's Tifa Lockhart, though many try to be.

by The Original Kweej July 20, 2018

Egg Lock

To grab someone by the testicles and wrench them downwards.

dont fuck with me i will get you in an egg lock

by Peach Tech team October 29, 2009

Lockachini

An easy win or a clear no lose situation. Where the one whom uttered "Chini", is undoubtedly for-seeing subsequence circumstances in any walks of life. Only to be articulated if there is absolute certainty of forthcoming.

Part of Speech: Noun

Origin: Fanduel

"Yo Ravens are +2 -110 tonight! Thats a fucking Chini."
"Yo Sportivo is 0-0 against Cordoba in the 34th. Should we Nuke the undy at 1.5? Thats a lockachini!"
"BC Beroe Women are +29.5, is that a chini?"

"For sure bretheren,. let us throw the mortgage."

by King Chini October 27, 2022

Lockerboxing

When you're having sex with someone, you also shove your nuts in them.

"No, I couldn't punch my son in the face- I didn't think it would be fair to him. So instead, we went in the backyard and lockerboxed." -Chad Daniels

Sorry. Had to make this real. Lockerboxing is actually: Helmet boxing or Locker Boxing (also called a "Cage Rage," "Buckets," "Helmet fight" or "Helmets and Gloves") is a game played by primarily teenage hockey or lacrosse players in their dressing rooms, basements, or locker rooms. ... There is false sense of security among teens that face and head are protected.

by quin.lily November 1, 2019

I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!

The most badass line uttered by Rorschach from the movie "Watchmen."

Rorschach (In prison): I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!

by movie fanatic August 3, 2009

/b/lackup

The act of requesting the support of /b/rothas to help accomplish an objective. Usually when a mass amount of /b/rothas acquire /b/lackup, they are an unstoppable force.

need /b/lackup at the pool.
Rewarding fried chicken and colt 45

by /b/rotha123 February 6, 2008

Lockblock

When one person prematurely trys to open the passenger door on a vehicle while the driver simultaneously trys to unlock the door, causing it to relock and keep the passenger outside.

"Hey man let me in the car already, it's cold out here!"

"I've been trying to, but you've lockblocked me like 5 times in a row now!"

by Stytches June 9, 2005