LOCKTARD

When you accidentally hit the caps lock button, yet keep on writing and refuse to correct your mistake.

Heidi is such a LOCKTARD, she always writes on my facebook page in all capital letters.

by H10134 November 29, 2011

Flock Step lockstep

When you're taking a piss in a bathroom stall but the door's lock is broken, so you stand on one leg to pee while the other is holding the stall door back. Named after the Rhythm Heaven Fever game Flock Step.

"The urinals were all being used, so I had to use the broken stall. I ended up doing the Flock Step lockstep, and I practically pissed all over the room."

by Frisco_17 February 7, 2022

Lockster

Has qualities of a lock and a lobster together as if they both had sex and created a lockster.

Characteristics:
-Exuberantly large tits
-Feet bigger than Big Foot's Feet
-Sings songs about Acid

This Creature likes to lick titties.

...And that's why a lockster caused me to wear a butt plug ever since.

by Moronally2 July 25, 2010

lockstone

A tall person well know for playimg a sport in a defensive position.

A lockstone in field

by Jeffery yemen September 17, 2017

Locksdaze

1. The third in the triad of "dazeness".

2. A feminine derivative of Maxdaze and Randaze.

"Dude, you're so Locksdaze"

by MaXiMuS May 14, 2004

Locustaire

When two God-like forces combine into one causing a massive explosions at the micro-cellular level thus creating one of the largest explosions Azeroth has ever seen, leaving gaping craters, extinct species, and the deaths of many horde in its wake, you have a Locustaire upon you.

Woahhh, did you see that massive explosion? Locustaire must be nearby.

by Locustaire October 13, 2009

Lockstall

When you go inside a bathroom stall to hit a crack pipe. And when the high kicks in, you can’t unlock the stall.

I got lockstall yesterday and was stuck there all day!

by Blco October 15, 2019