lochen

The sweetest, most witty girl ever. Her personality rubs off on everyone she meets. Everyone that's met her, loves her. If she wrote books people would cling to every word. Very beautiful, intelligent and a great drawer. Loyal, compassionate and a fantastic gamer.

Damn lochen is fine

by guest24 February 8, 2017

loche

a despicable creature

a bounding loche

by kluxo December 14, 2017

Lochie

A person containing extreme amounts of f00lishness...

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Loched

(Verb)
1. To be slow.

2. When one is zoned out or lost.

Dude 1: Dude, you look loched, what happened?
Dude 2: Nothing, I just didn't get much sleep last night.

by Bobby Billy BoB December 10, 2016

lochte

to totally bail on someone who is expecting you to show.

Fucking Matt! He said he would be here but I bet he totally pulls a lochte.

by slickrickdaruler August 18, 2016

Pulling a Lochte

Peeing in a pool. Inspired by US Olympic Swimmer Ryan Lochte (pronounced Lock-tee) admitting to doing as such in the warm up pool at the London Olympics.

Other forms can also be:

*Pull a Lochte

*Pulled a Lochte

Example 1: Mark: I'd better not catch any of you Pulling a Lochte!

Example 2: Sarah: I have to go to the bathroom, but I'm too lazy to get out of the pool.

Jeff: Just do what I did - Pull a Lochte.

Example 3: Alice: Don't swim over here! I just Pulled a Lochte!

by AUMagic August 12, 2012

Lochoe

Lochoe is an amazing nick name that people call you when they think you are amazingly awesome.

"Hey, Lochoe, you're so awesome"

by FatPurry November 13, 2011