Loner Boner 

lonely
being by yourself
with no friends what so ever
pretty much having nobody next to you, to make fun of people with.

I hate going to places by myself, I feel like a loner boner :(

Loner Boner by potranquita June 6, 2005

Loner boner 

To have a boner but no one around to see it.

I had such a loner boner the other day.

Loner boner by Bold_country May 20, 2014

loner boner stoner 

Has nose pimples and gets high by himself,

oh look at that loner boner stoner

loner boner stoner by meech123 June 12, 2009

Loner Boner 

When you have to leave a group or be all alone because you got a boner and are embarrassed.

You: "Dude that guy over there is all alone."

Friend: "He was just hanging out with us a minute ago."

You: "He had to leave the group cause he got a loner boner."

Friend: "Sucks for him"

Loner Boner by kylejohnson July 8, 2010

Loner Boner 

Getting a boner when your alone with none of your friends around.

(In restaurant)

John: "I'm done. I'm gonna get to the car first. Your gonna come?)
Will: "Na. I'm gonna order another drink. You go first."
John: "Whatever. Go grow a loner boner"

Loner Boner by Buklau14 May 15, 2014

loner boner 

when you get a boner because ur lonely

“last night was so boring i got a loner boner.”

loner boner by 4:20tasa August 26, 2019

Loner Poner Boner 

Invented on the long, winding street of Lone Pine, the "Loner Poner Boner" was created to add a little spice to the commonly performed "Road Head." This variation starts like any other oral encounter on the streets, as the girl strangely bends her body over the center console of your vehicle, only to unbuckle your belt, unzip your pants, and snag the prize out like shes bobbing for apples. Let her do her thing for about 43 seconds. Then, as she pulls her head back and is about to go back down for the second course, tell her to hold her mouth right where it is. All of a sudden begin to tap your brake as you cruise down the street. These sudden jolts will cause the female into the downward-upward motion commonly associated with a blow-job. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

John: "lemme tell you, I just got the best road head everr"
Robert: "Oh yeah? I just got an unbelievable loner poner boner. That broad was bouncing up and down like she had hydrolics in her g-string"

Loner Poner Boner by Elliot Smooth E June 15, 2008