loaf

A turd.(Esp. an elongated turd with a tapered end)
by harry flashman July 14, 2003
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loaf

Short for "Loaf of Bread", which is Cockney rhyming slang for "Head".
Loaf of bread? Head..See?
"Use your loaf!" Translates as: Think about it!" "Use your head!" "Don't be stupid!"
by Agent Smith May 24, 2003
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Loaf

A silly person who is often really happy all the time for no apparent reason. They are also weird and do weird stuff.
TheBaz: She is such a loaf, everything she does is pretty loafy
Dasmien: Did you hear she soiled herself on stage?
TheBaz: Yeah that's pretty loafy. There's some pictures of her looking loafy, too
by CeleryMan July 3, 2012
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Loafing

When a cat sits on any surface with its legs tucked under itself. This gives the cat the appearance of having no limbs, and thus, looks like a loaf.
Steven: "My cat looked like a loaf of bread when it was loafing on my chair yesterday."
Liz: "My cat does that too!"
by The Tsar July 15, 2011
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LOAF

Steve Harvey is so wicked funny that it is not rare for my Aunt Vera to LOAF while watching Family Feud.
by HOTPOKT May 27, 2018
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Loaf

Ghetto way of saying "failing/failure" or "being lazy" for no specific reason
Person 1-HEY. WHERE WERE YOU ALL DAY? STOP LOAFIN'.
Person 2-Sorry, I was sitting at home all day.
by Dark3n_angel October 19, 2009
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loaf

The term 'loaf' refers to someone's hairstyle that appears to have the same shape as a rising loaf of bread pouring out the top of a baking tin.
look at John's hair it's a total loaf.
by Scottish edgit May 30, 2018
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