Little Caesar

Pompous busybody who stands up during meetings to publicly embarrass themselves by giving passionate but utterly false and/or idiotic speeches. They're also very bossy and always have opinions about subjects they know nothing about.

Clem: Elaine turned into Little Caesar this morning and started ranting about the change in the dress code policy, so the others all started throwing half-eaten bagels at her.

by Krakky McKraken November 12, 2006

Little caesaring

When you are otherwise ineligible....

Getting a chick hot n ready for your bro.

I can't believe he is little caesaring that chick for you; top notch.

by LoveMyLife@WilmingtonNc August 27, 2013

Little Caesar's

The worst possible pizza you can eat, it's dry, it's tasteless, it's CRAP

Save your money, and go to a real pizza restaurant like Pizza Hut, or any independent pizza restaurant you know

by Saints September 21, 2003

Little Caesar's

Fast Food Mexican Pizza Franchise. Bite, bite, sip, sip, it's the deep dish combo mambo. It's what for lunch.

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with...
Little Caesar's.

by Dagodfada88 December 21, 2014

Little ceasars

A man/woman who is always hot and ready like the pizza

John: "Man... Jessica still won't go out with me, but she keeps asking when I'm free."

Kyle: "You are her Little ceasars bro."

by Boomshack January 15, 2018

Little Caesar’s Hand Job

When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.

Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank

by Pooscentedfingers May 24, 2022

Little Caesar

When you pack a slice of pizza in a man’s anus and then eat him out.

Ozzy gave me an amazing Little Caesar last night.

by Swungbydiddy February 8, 2026