like a dog chasing a truck

SOMEONE OUTSIDE THEIR LEAGUE WHEN IT COMES TO CHASING WOMEN.
NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO WHEN HE CATCH'S HER.

(PETER)....YOU WERE OUT LAST NIGHT TRYING TO CHAT UP THAT BLONDE AT THE PUB
(JOHN)....YEAH! HE IS LIKE A DOG CHASING A TRUCK,WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN HE CATCHES HER.
(PETER)....GET FUCKED CUNT..
.

by GS71 May 18, 2015

Loompa'licker

A male or female who receives pleasure from giving cunnilingus or fellatio to a person of very short stature a.k.a. a "midget".

"Hey Donna, you're never going to guess who got her pussy licked out by Rich last night? My friend, Bridget the midget!!! He's a bonafide champion Loompa'licker now!!!

by green eyed lady 13 July 30, 2014

Hurts Like Satan

Term used by fans of Jared Leto to describe what it feels like to have sex with him. Thus giving way to the nickname of Satan when referring to his massive penis.

Holy guacamole it hurts like Satan. I may never walk again.

by DoOrDie December 9, 2014

Organ Licker

A person who plays the Hammond organ.

"I am the Organ Licker"

by Proud and Nasty July 30, 2020

Lookin like a chug jug

Today’s kids’ way of saying looking like a snack, basically something you say to someone when you find them very attractive, sexy, etc. and letting them know you'd chug them up like it's FORTNITE

Credit goes to Michael Santana, AKA imaqtpie

"Hey gamer, I see you're wearing the shadow ops skin, mmm... you Lookin like a chug jug"

"I'm a 35 year old man"

"monkaS"

by Notsilverstorm October 19, 2018

hung like a camel

A penis so large that it relates to the size of a camel's. Commonly used by arabian people.

Girl One: Girl, that arabian guy has a 9" penis.
Girl Two: Yeah, he's hung like a camel.

by A-RabMan April 22, 2016

Smells like monkey ass

Something is odorous like an animal bottom.

Damn Bruto, since you cooked chili it smells like monkey ass in here!!!

by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016