Ling Ling: The god of all music, practices for 40 hours a day and can play any music on any instrument instantly without any suspicious of sacrilege.
I thought you were practice? The Ling Ling in you class practice the 40 hour a day but you no even do 25? DISHONOURABRU!
by I_Practice_Long_Time May 16, 2020
Ling Ling Offensive racists slur used to describe a Asian woman who doesn’t speak English well and works at a nail shop.
Racists Bigot Evelyn Lozada from the reality tv show Baseball Wives referred to CeCe; an Asian woman as “Ling Ling” and called another cast member named OG; a black woman; a “Monkey”.
by Renee Sanders October 09, 2019
by NightfallUD December 24, 2010
Ling ling is a fetish that has only been reported by one individual, so not very common at all. The fetish is where you get aroused by licking presents
Xmas morning is always a tough one with family around fighting back the urge to do my ling ling #lickingpresents #woody
by Tigerstyles February 24, 2022
Rudest puta :^ if u see an Ashley, u gotta swooooshhh all she gon do is take ur manz! Watch out, she a bit grumpy doe! I went to her house and her siblings had bruises all over. Poor them :c Make sure u accidentally hit her with tucks, lamborghinis, cars- Wait no, she aint worth a penny smh! But, keep ur manz close ples. She always finds a way to steal em smh. This is for u Ash, I hope u and my bb, Dal breakup. SMH
by pink panther anon p October 27, 2019
i have 15 ling lings
by ling ling master August 04, 2021
Child violinist Prodigy who practices 40 hours a day non-stop. Graduated and became doctor at age 5 while continuously practicing the violin. Can play 100 note per second. If he doesn't practice his father will kung pao his chicken. Is a social construct, rival's name: Chica.
by Supreme EmperorGod of Universe June 26, 2019