lightworker

Someone who constantly seeks for knowledge and the truth therein.

I seek for the answers to our existance thus, I am a lightworker.

by Anonymous64 September 20, 2006

Cuts you in half with a lightsaber

A sentence interrupter created from the fact that in Star wars the old republic you have the option to kill people mid conversation.

So I was at the park the other day and I sa-

CUTS YOU IN HALF WITH A LIGHTSABER

by Coined by Kummer May 11, 2010

shove a lightsaber up your ass

An insult to any guy that makes you look weak or retarded, so shoving a lightsaber up their anus will make it look like they had a laser erection. Who's the retarded one now?

Darth Vader: Luke, I told everyone that I am your father.
Luke: Shove a lightsaber up your ass.

*shoves lightsaber up vader's ass making it look like he has a laser dick.*
Darth Sidious: You could have fucked Padme like that
*vader fucks sidious with laser dick, sidious dies.*

by shitless sam April 24, 2018

lightsaber sex

a meeting of gay men who put on glow in the dark condoms and go into a dark room and wack there dicks in the dark resembiling a lightsaber battle

i got a black eye at the lightsaber sex party

by captin falcon May 8, 2009

Lightsaber

The high tech weapon of choice for both Jedi and Sith. It is focused through a crystal which in some writings is said to have given the lightsaber its color instead of the force of the person. It defelcts shit, it chops shit, and is quite possibly only second to the miracle blades that cut tomatoes really good.

The one thing keeping my nerdiness love of swords being better of guns alive.

Me:I wish i had that lightsaber!
Girlfriend:I'm leaving.

by Plastic Soccer Trophy April 11, 2006

Lightsaber

The name for the like/dislike bar on a youtube video with only one colour showing due to an unrivalled amount of likes or dislikes.

Did you see the red lightsaber on Bill's new youtube video? nobody likes his parkour videos.

by Urban_ledgend_dodd November 15, 2011

lightsaber

The lightsaber is the super-powered high frequency laser beam weapon of the Star Wars universe. It first appeared it Star Wars: A New Hope when Obi-Wan gave Luke Anakin's old lightsaber. It is possibly the most famous weapon in movies of the past century. Frequently children are spotted with rulers or sticks playing a lightsaber duel. Don't we all wish that we could instantaneously hack someone's limbs off, cut through any material, or threaten somebody's life? The amazing futuristic tool of the lightsaber has changed everybody's life, dreams, or imagination in some way.

Yoda had a furious lightsaber duel full of flips and twists with Count Dooku in Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones.

by Dr Nick November 21, 2002