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Lightspeed Champion

Amazing music.

Also a character in comics drawn in maths books.
by Like Totally June 21, 2008
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Cuts you in half with a lightsaber

A sentence interrupter created from the fact that in Star wars the old republic you have the option to kill people mid conversation.
So I was at the park the other day and I sa-

CUTS YOU IN HALF WITH A LIGHTSABER
by Coined by Kummer May 11, 2010
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shove a lightsaber up your ass

An insult to any guy that makes you look weak or retarded, so shoving a lightsaber up their anus will make it look like they had a laser erection. Who's the retarded one now?
Darth Vader: Luke, I told everyone that I am your father.
Luke: Shove a lightsaber up your ass.

*shoves lightsaber up vader's ass making it look like he has a laser dick.*
Darth Sidious: You could have fucked Padme like that
*vader fucks sidious with laser dick, sidious dies.*
by shitless sam April 24, 2018
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lightsaber sex

a meeting of gay men who put on glow in the dark condoms and go into a dark room and wack there dicks in the dark resembiling a lightsaber battle
by captin falcon May 8, 2009
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Lightsaber

The high tech weapon of choice for both Jedi and Sith. It is focused through a crystal which in some writings is said to have given the lightsaber its color instead of the force of the person. It defelcts shit, it chops shit, and is quite possibly only second to the miracle blades that cut tomatoes really good.

The one thing keeping my nerdiness love of swords being better of guns alive.
Me:I wish i had that lightsaber!
Girlfriend:I'm leaving.
by Plastic Soccer Trophy April 11, 2006
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Lightspeed Dickslam

The act of slamming one's genitals at speeds in excess of 45 MPH. One person must drive down a highway, or any road that has the correct speed limit. They must drive on the far right or the far left lane of the road.

Person #2 must be on the far left or far right of the car, putting themselves right next to the shoulder of the road. They must then pull out their genitals and stick their dick out of the window.

Person #3 does not have to be a willing participant. They must only be a bystander on the shoulder of the highway.

If all 3 people are present and doing their jobs, then Person #1 will accelerate above 45 MPH whilst going past Person #3, who will be slammed with Person #2's dick and what would feel like lightspeed.

Note: Person #2's dick must be longer that the side mirrors of the car, or else it becomes a Lightspeed Side-mirror-slam. For this reason, black men are ideal for Person #2, and Asian men are highly discouraged.
I heard that Joe got Lightspeed Dickslammed the other day while walking home from the mall.

Serves him right. Why was he walking from the mall?
by VI6VI August 5, 2011
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Lightsaber

The name for the like/dislike bar on a youtube video with only one colour showing due to an unrivalled amount of likes or dislikes.
Did you see the red lightsaber on Bill's new youtube video? nobody likes his parkour videos.
by Urban_ledgend_dodd November 15, 2011
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