King of the levee

When two or more people (usually intoxicated) ride bikes on a levee and try to push, kick or crash into the other rider(s) to attempt to knock them off the levee leaving only one thus becoming, King of the Levee

CRIS : Did you see angel after zack become king of the levee?
Matt : Yeah, i heard he got a black eye.
Cris : He did.
Matt : well, its official, Zack is King of the Levee

by Backspace209 February 14, 2011

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Mississippi Levee Break

When a woman is on her period and a man decides to have anal sex with her not realizing that she also has explosive diarrhea at the same time. The woman wants to please her man and thinks that his penis will act as a levee and hold the shit in, but she doesn't realize that the added pressure from his ejaculate will cause the diarrhea to forcefully explode all over when he pulls out. The resulting cum, blood, and shit mixture takes days to clean up.

I was having a great time giving it to Beatrice in the ass, but all of a sudden she had a Mississippi Levee break when I pulled out and shit got all over the place. Since I already came, I just wiped my dick on her pillow and went home. It was a good thing we had flood insurance .

by Ed Rooney Jr September 06, 2016

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when the levee breaks

A figure of speech, popularized by an early 1900’s blues artist and later by Led Zeppelin. “When the levee breaks” can be used to describe preparation in a catastrophe.

“My mom is coming in to town this weekend, so hopefully you can make it. I’ll need you to be there for me when the levee breaks.”

by Peepeepoopoo gang sh February 01, 2021

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