lemonshnog

A combination of two pre-existing phrases into a meaningless jumble of letters accomplishing nothing but drawing attention toward the tool user of the word.

Hey dude
What
I came up with this new thing.
what the fuck are you talking about
Lemonshnog. hahahahahahaha. ha.
Your a fucking tool

by kevin's uncle March 30, 2009

lenondenon

lemon demon fan who posts lemon demon fanart on tik tok. They also reference lemon demon songs to every video they repost and send questionable videos to their mutuals.

lenondenon: omg arcade machine like in the song cabinet man from spirit phone (2016)!!!!

me: stop referencing lemon demon

lenondenon: no

by maranciaaaAAAA April 22, 2022

Washing Lemons

Slang for the sexual act of rimming. Stemming from a confusing UK health debate regarding both the use of fungicides on lemons and how to remove them before consumption and that of rectal parasite risks involved in anilingus.

I was Washing Lemons with my wife last night, She had not wiped the rim though. I gagged as she moaned.

by Dirtymangravy November 4, 2021

Book of lemons

Something that is physically or mentally hitting you.

#1. (John walk’s into a room) John: wow that fresh air hit me like a book of lemons.

#2. Stacy Hit someone in the face like a book of lemons

by I like lemons February 2, 2022

lemons

an adjective used to describe anything negative.

syn: boring, disgusting, lame, unintelligent, shitty, useless, worst

This shit is lemons.
or:
Fuck you, you fucking lemons.

for example of something that is lemons:
www.lemonparty.tv/

by not lemons January 6, 2013

When God Gives You Lemons...

YOU FIND A NEW GOD!

From the Power Thirst commerical.

Joe: When God gives you lemons...
Nick: FIND A NEW GOD!
Joe: WHAT?!
Nick: I love the Power Thirst commercial.

by [The Creator] January 29, 2008

when life gives you lemons

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!-Words of cave johnson

While cave johnson yells about lemons
Glados starts maoning saying *YEAH*

so dont tell cave johnson When life gives you lemons

by Alessmax June 11, 2011