linden high school

run by a fat principle who jogs around the school after hours to “lose weight”. lhs can’t afford funding for shit b/c the budget is hated by all the citizens. the deans like to take your headphones and hats to pretend like they do their job when all they have to do is go into the bathrooms and bust kids for smoking on school property. the teachers are either really cool cats or the BIGGEST dickheads you will ever meet. the kids are the worst part of all. you have the obnoxious spanish bitches who squeal at frequencies that will make your ears bleed and they group in the hallways like cancer. you have the black bitches who think everyone wants to know their business and then give you lip when your fed up with hearing their shit and want to walk around their giant, slow moving asses. you have the stoners who flock to the smokers’ corner every morning (and any free period they have) just to get their fix for the day (hour). you have the fat italian (polish too) bitches who think they are the hottest thing since sliced bread. you have the dirt bag alternative learning center (alc) kids and juggalos (same thing). the honors kids and the preps. and last, but not least, the freshmen with backpacks that make you stare in wonder at how such a tiny person can support a backpack four times the size of his body; they like to run through the hallways b/c you can never be too early for class! yeahh rightt.

youre from linden high school ? oh damn mami, youre a whore. bye.

by yo mommaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa April 10, 2011

londen

The most beautiful girl. She's always there for you and is a good listener. Very silly but gets her work done. She knows how to dress and isn't afraid to put you in you're place. Very glamour as in everything thing she does. She beauty and personality will capture you.

I couldn't stop staring at Londen she's so beautiful

by Crazzzzygirll101 April 19, 2017

linden waldorf school

A Nashville School that is probably the most magical place you will ever go besides Hogwarts. It is often associated with faeries, dwarfs, and colored pencils. A gluten-free, dairy free, and media free environment.

Girl 1: I just love Linden Waldorf School!

Boy 2: It’s so magical

by gottalovegatos13 October 23, 2017

Linden Steam Academy

Worst school in Massachusetts!!! And worst school in the whole world! Full of fake bitches, Ugly ass people and dumbass speds! Don’t come here, It sucks :)

Jessica: Ugh that school Linden Steam Academy is so trash!
Kailey: I know right!

by nun ya :) December 1, 2019

lynden

(n) an alternate universe, consisting primarily of wooden shoes, perfect lawns, windmills, SUV's, and stepfordesque women.

the twilight zone was weird... but LYNDEN... now that's really odd.

by doctorevii2001 June 11, 2008

Landen

The most funny, caring, happy, outgoing guy. You can't help but smile when you hear his laugh. He is a precious boy who only wants to make people happy. He is so loving and considerate. beware of the temper!

When Landen giggles it just melts your heart!

by mellylanden February 26, 2009

Lenwen

A Lenwen is a person who tries to contribute intelligent opinions to discussions around sports topics only to be completely and utterly shot down due to high volumes of poor judgment and a complete lack of perspective.

The term is coined from the avatar name of a frequent poster on ESPN's forums, who has drawn ire for his consistent inaccuracy in predicting sporting outcomes and general inability to see reason.

"I was on the ESPN boards and this Lenwen claimed that Greg Oden would be better than Bill Russel."
-or-
Joe: "The combination of Lebron and Shaq on the same team means a guaranteed finals appearance. This is not even debatable."
Jack: "... God you're such a Lenwen... Why am I even friends with you?"

by Benedict A. July 22, 2010