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When you're too much of a wimp to condemn a coup attempt because those rich MAGAt rioters also vote for you.
90%+ of republican politicians: “Those Washington DC and Michigan state rioters?! Pfff… thats just legitimate political discourse!”
by NorCalLefty February 11, 2022
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legitimate rape

Most women are running around hoping some neanderthal will force his will on them. The very few who don't really want it are the legitimate rape vicims. (Todd Akin, R-Mo)
A Republican representative has said that women don't become pregnant if they are the victim of legitimate rapewhile explaining his anti-abortion views on TV.

Todd Akin, a nominee for Senate in Missouri, also told the Jaco Report that it was rare for a woman to become pregnant after being raped because the 'female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down'.

The GOP senate hopeful was explaining his no-exception rule when it comes to abortion.
by OptimisticSoutherner August 20, 2012
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legitimate rape

An extremely inappropriate way saying that a specific incidence of rape has been investigated and determined to have occurred in an illegal manner.
“If it’s legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut the whole thing down,” Todd Akin explained to a St. Louis TV station in 2012 before losing his race for US Senate.
Todd Akin went on to claim that if the female body does not shut down and a baby is born it will be a special little child.

Todd Akin gave the following example: “I had a number of people in my campaign that were children…who were conceived in rape.”
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unofficially legitimate

Any general attempt to be knowledgeable about any given topic. A person or being of value due to their ability to stimulate thought.

synonyms: respect
Yeah, I try my best to my unofficial legitimacy.

I am told by a green box with blue text that I 'should include the word being defined' and that is unofficially legitimate enough to me.
by NCaTe March 24, 2016
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D.Liminated

The act of being Eliminated - annihilated, defeated, dismissed eradicated, erased, expelled, phased out, taken out (no, not in that way), terminated, wiped out, shut out, exterminated, or removed by Dionne Lim (D. Liminator). DO NOT MESS WITH HER. (IPhones tremble in her presence)
Employee 1: "Hey, where's Jane today?"
Employee 2: "Didn't you hear? She was D.Liminated"
Employee 1: Wha???
Employee 2: "Oh, she resigned"
by JACKIE!!!!!!! April 25, 2010
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legitimate rap

rap that is performed by actual inner-city, pissed-off, wannabe gangsters
We've no jobs, negligible law and order, and the community in general is fucked-up; but, we do have legitimate rap.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 20, 2012
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Lezimilate

Short definition: When lez girls try and turn a straight girl lez.

Much like the Borg of Star Trek attempted to assimilate much of the human race into their union of organic machines, a lezzer, or lesbian, will attempt to Lezimilate a female human into her race of kittens and unicorns. Lezimilation is not normally done on a one-on-one basis, generally two or more lezzers outnumber the human female to attempt the lezimilation.
The girls invited her to be bar so they could lezimilate her.
by PDX Nut May 27, 2010
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