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left nut, right nut 

A game in which 2 people sit in each side of a person

the left person says "left nut"
the right person says "right nut"
then both people continuously hit the person in the middle until they say "dick in the middle"
*both people sit, Person A hopes "oh no. not left nut, right nut*
Person B: Hey dude........ Left nut
Person C: Right nut
*punching begins*
Person A: ow, Dick in the middle
left nut, right nut by applealex November 29, 2009

Left nut activity 

Used on videos, images, or on people that are cringe, sus, dumb, ugly, mentally disabled, furries.
Friend: Yo, look at that furry.

Me: bro was definitely born from the left nut.

Friend: that's some left nut activity!
Left nut activity by Glizzygang420 January 21, 2023

I’d give my left nut to… 

I’d give my left nut to… — one of the larger hyperbolic lies men tell to express an acquisitive faux passion.

I don’t know any men who would actually give up their left nut for any reason! But, I and a lot of men I know have said this at least once in our lifetime — usually expressing a desire in an arena where loosing a nut would be counter productive.

Well…no one ever said hyperbole was logical.

Any why the left nut?

Is the right nut biologically more powerful; do testicles work like kidneys where one is more dominant?

Most poetic expression falls apart when subjected to even a little scrutiny.

So no — we would not REALLY give up our left nut. That’s just some hyperbolic shit to say!!!!
The expression “ I’d give my left nut to…” used in a context to illustrate its usage:

I’d give my left nut to to have sex with Sydnee Sweeny and give her brumski .

Suck my left nut 

Is a term to tell people to fuck off because who wants only one nut especially the left one
Suck my left nut by Left nut November 19, 2017

Suck my left nut 

A way to tell someone that they can go fuck themselves.
Some random idiot: Your friends don't like you. Me: Suck my left nut.

monkeys left nut 

I don't give a monkeys left nut