leotarded

being retarded in a leotard

dude, when you went running through walmart in the one-piece spandex dance uniform, it was so leotarded, it was HILARIOUS.

by heebs December 9, 2008

retard in a leotard

When a group of people get a mentally retarded person drunk and dress he/she up in a leotard for the amusement of those watching.

-"Man peto, this party sucks!"
-"Yeah peto, let's get a muthafuckin retard up in a leotard and have some fun."
-"Louis, I cant believe you humped a pie box in a loetard, you are the funniest retard ever to don the leotard."

by andyfellovernet June 1, 2003

Leota

An Asian straight off the boat who has a very limited understanding of English and social standards. He is known for his extreme laugh, has a rather extraneous cough and can be a disaster at social gatherings. He will have an obsession with Pepper Potts from Iron Man, dreaming of cosplaying as her. He will be wildly unpredictable when drunk and cannot go long smoking illegal substances. He has an addiction to cigarettes and is known for being very Chinese at times.

"Goddamitt Leota, shut up." - Random Friend

"I got the fortty titties!" - Leota

by BYC2013 November 12, 2013

Leotardo

A person of somewhat limited intellectual capacity who lives mainly in an imaginary internet world.

Drools often and moves from forum to forum in an attempt to avoid frequent ass kickings

Often impotent and attracted to posionous frogs and imaginary women.

Ton or Leo or Alto or any one of a number of chat losers

by Mancus Superious April 16, 2004

cat's leotards

Everyone knows the phrase 'the cat's pyjama's' Well, it seems that by cunning deduction, that it was supposed to be 'the cat's leotards', apparently while trading the word for some horse-blankets and checking accounts with Korea, there was a mix-up.

"Dang, those are just the cat's leotards."
"don't you mean, cat's pyjama's" "I hope you die"
"but daddy! I wanna be the cat's leotards!" "you can't, Erbert, you have too much leprosy."

by Jeff October 27, 2004

Leotard

A Leotard is a cop that is retarded or generally just a dumb ass. Comes from the LEO which is short for law enforcement officer and tard as in retard.

I got pulled last night by this cop but turned out to be a leotard and so I just kicked him in the balls and just drove away and he didn't chase me either. Probably because his fat ass was too retarded to get back in his car.

by saharadryhumor January 23, 2015

locotard

An extremely good anitoker, probably one of the best, and the prettiest boy weeb. He get's all of the girls, and you must hide yourself when he is around you or he'll steal your girl.

"Oh my god locotard is coming! Everyone hide your children and girlfriends!"

by locotard February 28, 2022