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mi llamo es la leche 

A special way to tell spanish people that you’re fucking retarded.
LITERAL TRANSLATION: “My name is the milk.”
You: ¡Hola, mi llamo es la leche!
Kid: I don’t speak Spanish you fucking racist pig i’ll kill your entire family inaudible Mexican noises...
Related Words
Somewhere between a flirt and a perv, a lecher is both better looking than a perv and slightly more blunt/less deceptivly sensitive than a flirt. To see what is meant by deceptively sensitive, see, "10 things you don't know about men."
Non-sexually oppressed men from the ages of 15-23.

NOTE: NO inuyasha references.
lecher by Macadaciouse September 8, 2004
(At Don Lupe's Stored doing some albures)
Don Lupe: eh wey saca la leche del refri
Chubby: Ah chingao saquela usted a ver
leche by arielrock May 16, 2010

leche de mipalo 

Ejaculation, man's milk, pipi juice
Maria doesn't like the taste of leche de mipalo, however her sister Tiffany could drink a gallon a day.

The spanish desert "Tres Leches" is made from leche de vaca, leche evaporada, and leche de mipalo. This is always served with a chilled fork and topped of with a nice merangue topping.
leche de mipalo by HanSoloRRT April 16, 2008
chamorro slang.
can be used for a variety of things
mainly a substitute for "damn" or "calm down"
leche bro=damn bro
leche bro, long time no see.

Yo cago en la leche de tu madre 

I think this is a misquote, it should be 'Me cago en la leche que mamaste' which means "I shit in the milk that you suckled from your mother's breast"
Lovely expression, isn't it? (used widely as 'Me cago en la leche')
The above I have never heard, and anyway this is an English slang dictionary not an Eng - Span one.
Spanish speaker one: Acabo de romper tus gafas (I've just broken your glasses).
Spanish speaker two: Me cago en la leche que mamaste, cabróncete de mierda. (I shit in the milk you suckled from your mother's breast you shitty/fuckin'little bastard.