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Leather jeans

Best thing a confident fit man or woman can wear irregardless of their orientation or style, if they can pull it off properly and have a nice physique for it. Extremely popular in the 1960-1980s as worn on the streets, they got a bad name for straight men and even straight women in the US and the UK as unanimously (wrongly) associated with LGBT/gay culture.

They have different cuts and fits but the best one would be similar to that of Levi's 501, best not too skintight and absolutely not too loose. They should be classic and black but other colours as brown are worn by men and women choose a variety of colours.
Tight fit of leather jeans flatters most men especially more muscular ones and a smaller group of women who have less body around thighs and bottoms.

They are worn often instead of specialised bike leathers but not recommended as they have no padding.
Best worn on informal occasions where you wouldn't expect see you nan. Best way ever to annoy in-laws esp. if you're a Man. Worn in church can emphasise your relaxed attitude towards religion. Worn to work can get you sacked unless you're a male escort.

If you have a mate who annoys you, put them on next time you go out with him.

On women, they can make a nice camel toe if tight enough. And on men, they should form at least a visible moose knuckle or jean bulge, otherwise DO NOT WEAR.

There are lots of uses and occasions and ways to wear leather jeans and more and more men and women wear them in the last few years.
Omg look at Becky's leather jeans. Fuck me mate she looks tight in them, I would bloody grab her arse right now!

Hey mate, nice leather jeans, where can you buy them?

Last time Stacy went to the club, she got smashed and was grabbing a bum of some random bloke in tight leather jeans.

Oh shit, look, that fit bird's got a proper camel toe in those snug leather jeans, ouch....
by leatherjeans September 8, 2013
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Leather Belt

What Jimmy's father uses to make his son better.
Person 1: Jimmy, what the fuck is on your cheeks?
Jimmy: My father smacked me with a leather belt.
Person 1: Good for you, since you play Roblox.
by a squatting slav September 20, 2018
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Leatherface

A badass motherfucker with a chainsaw. Do NOT fuck with him.
Leatherface will chop off your leg and shove it up your ass!
by R. Kemp February 8, 2005
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leatherneck

Slang term for a US Marine. Derived from early days of the Corps when the upright collar of the uniform was made of leather to ward off sword strikes.
"The Flying Leathernecks" A John Wayne movie depicting Marine aviators in WWII.
by dave wojta October 28, 2003
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leather flute

Due to being of a similar shape, a penis is referred to as a "leather flute"
Bob: "Sandy is such a good musician, she was playing the leather flute all night long."
by ISRNNY December 9, 2013
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leather doughnut

(n.) the exterior portion of one's anus; the rectum; an asshole.
Ned: Good God, the toilet paper in the staff restroom is coarse--like 5-grit sandpaper!

Phil: Tell me about it. I have calluses on my leather doughnut!
by Blenderhead1991 May 6, 2009
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leatherbury

The black female evil version of Where's Waldo.

Her trademark however is not a red and white striped shirt and hat, but 9 inch hooker heels that she can't walk in and that damn microphone that she feels the need to yell into. (despite the fact that the purpose of a microphone is to increase one's volume without having to raise one's voice in the first place)
"Leatherbury: "SIT DOWN! SIT DOWN! YOU IN THE BLUE SIT DOWN!"
Student: "Where the f*** is she...""
by Me.In.The.Blue.Shirt February 18, 2009
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