LCOMNEAO

Is an abbreviation for "laughing chunks of my nonexistent ass off" (usually sent over text)
You usually say this when ur laughing so hard, and as well you have no ass

person 1:" your so funny im lcomneao"
person2:" I know right I'm so FUNNY!"

by LIGMABALLSAÑAnutz April 18, 2022

Lombers

When a girl begins to perform a 'Lombers', she provides the male (or female) counterpart with oral pleasure in public.
This can occur anywhere from the bakers to oceana dancefloor.

"Ey lad, check out that scally giving a Lombers on the dancefloor!"

"What a scally!"

by benxjamin21 December 5, 2011

LOMBARD

Lombard,n. derog. acronym Loads Of Money But A Real Dick

"How was your date last night?"
"Awful, he was a real Lombard"

by kiwimich January 30, 2006

lombardi

(1) a blond-haired blue-eyed light-skinned person who claims to be Italian. Most are from Lombardi, and are more German than Italian.

Nick is quite obviously a lombardi.

by common sense7 October 12, 2005

lombari

(1). Verb, an angry overreaction to a non-stressful situation

(2). Noun, a hypocrite

(1) The waiter forgot the mayonnaise on my fries, so I totally lombaried and beat the motherf*cker to a pulp

by DN November 1, 2004

Lombing

(pron. Lahm-bing) To Lomb. To do anything.

If you are reading this right now, you are lombing.

by MWade893 November 22, 2010

Lomberchops

Having a really lose bum hole

Ye you know Dave he is a Lomberchops

by Bumberrastclad October 8, 2019