layoffcation

When you are forced to take one or two weeks off of work by the man. This is done as a way to save the company money.

John: Hey Tim how are you going to spend your layoffcation?

Tim: By finding a new job so this shit doesn't happen again.

by kildozer June 23, 2008

Minneapolis Layover

Quick, anonymous sex in a airport restroom, public park, or other semi-public place while en route to another location. Usually practiced by gay men.

That Minneapolis Layover really fucked up Senator Larry Craig's career.

by jodabo September 11, 2007

layogenic

Tagalog (Filipino)

1. A person who appears attractive from a distance, but not up close.

You shouldn't hit on that layogenic. She looks ok from here, but up close you can see her unabrow!

by Yuehan85 October 5, 2011

layonne

A Layonne is a type of girl with a very posh accent. She is often seen flaunting her "ability" to speak French, play piano or guitar. She acts far superior to anyone else because of her height and ability to read alot of novels. She also partakes in many "impressive" business courses to flaunt her intellect at any opportunity.

A Layonne is someone that got on a high horse and refuses to get down.

PERSON 1: "Did you see that girl? She just asked her father to tell the staff to rake the horse dung."

PERSON 2: "I know she is such a Layonne"

by StrandedFrenchie May 18, 2020

Facebook Layoffs

Getting rid of all your "friends" that you now don't talk to, care about, have never met, or just now "dislike." Similar to a company trimming the fat in the their labor force.

Just went through a round of facebook layoffs... and man, it feels good.

by Carbomb May 17, 2011

Salt Lake City Layover

A sexual act, preferably unique to Utah (see "soaking") that occurs in a brief moment while passing through Salt Lake City.

Captain Beerhound, a airline pilot, had a brief, unsatisfying hook-up with a flight attendant in the Delta Sky Club during a Salt Lake City Layover. He later learned that what he had experienced was"soaking," a custom quite popular among some religious folk in Ski City, USA.

by The Grimm Reaper December 20, 2020

Slope Side Layover

A total waste of time spent on the side of a ski slope waiting for a companion skier(s) who is simply not up to the task.

Après skiing conversation:

How were the lift lines?

The lift lines were the least of my problems. I think I spent half the day doing slope side layovers!
This is not more fun & smiles!

Flingwings

by Flingwings November 22, 2007