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Personal Lava Lamp 

Male genitalia, specifically the testes or ball-sack, move with temperature or other stimuli. This movement can be compared to that of a lava lamp.
"babe, take off your pants for a sec? No, I just want to watch your personal lava lamp."
Personal Lava Lamp by redAAAAAA November 4, 2018

lava lamp 

(n./v.) to masturbate into a condom and then fill it with water and tie it. thus creating a lava lamp-like object to be hidden in the houses of friends as a revolting prank.
we lava lamped his underwear drawer and he didnt know what to do.

we put the lava lamp in his car and when he found it, it popped.
lava lamp by thelavalampingbandit August 18, 2010

Lava Lamp 

A light that protects you from the dark in a groovy way
Stephanie: I think Mckay put it there......(lava lamp)
Nicole: your just afraid of the dark :p
Lava Lamp by Nickyelf-migero March 11, 2011

Lava Lamp Blaster 

When a drunk dude shoves a hot lava lamp up another drink dudes ass.
Micheal lava lamp blaster (blasted) Drew last night and he felt plesure

Lava lamp 

When you jizz inside of a full coke bottle with multiple people and close the bottle tight so it gives the appearance of an unopened bottle and give it to the person you hate the most
He gave that bitch a lava lamp
Lava lamp by Rellikjr. January 5, 2017

Lava Lamp 

A lamp that consists of fluorescent materialistic wax that melts, that’s right it’s not real lava you’ve just been lied to your entire life.
Jimmy:“Ouch! That Lava Lamp was hot!”
Fred: “You know that Lava Lamps aren’t made out of real lava, right?”
Lava Lamp by Crackrkid May 1, 2019