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Lauren Jauregui

I would make Lauren Jauregui run over me with a car and I would still say "Thank you".
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John Laurens

Though John Laurens may have been gay, he had many other great personality traits. John Laurens was an anti-slave abolitionist alive during the late 1700's. He was interested in nature (mostly plants, birds, and other creatures he often drew) (not just turtles.), medical studies (though he did not study it), and was an aide-de-camp alongside a more popular figure, Alexander Hamilton; the two are speculated to have been in an amorous relationship. John Laurens married Martha Manning out of pity after impregnating her after he broke up with a man named Francis Kinloch, who has was also speculated to have had an amorous relationship with.
John Laurens was a strong man who was not a cinnamon roll.

John Laurens was reckless and got shot multiple times, which eventually led to his death.

John Laurens did not like turtles all that much and ate turtle soup once.

John Laurens was actually really tall and independent and also pretty suicidal. Poor guy.
by AKfreakin47 December 24, 2018
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Laurensexual

Parents:Are you bisexual?

No Im laurensexual.
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lauren dundee

"Dang, look at Lauren Dundee's body!"
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John Laurens

We all know that he's gay to Hamilton!
"Alexander your the closest friend I got! "~John Laurens <--- YES
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Lauren German

A beautiful and talented actress known for her role in Lucifer as Chloe Decker. She’s a

"transforms straight people into gay people" trap with a sexy jawline.
Person (straight woman ) 1: I think I may have a crush on Lauren German

Person 2 : Aren’t you straight?
Person (now gay) 1: Screw that !
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Laurel & Hearty

Refers to a pair of girls, where one of them is thin (yet of marginal looks), while the other is a fat girl. The thinner, uglier girl pairs up with the fatter girl in order to make herself look better (that is, in the eyes of potential suitors). A reference to the classic comic duo of Laurel & Hardy, where there is a thin person (Laurel), while the other (Hardy) is bigger (in this case, owing to the heavier girth, it is corrupted to Hearty- like a hearty appetite).
(Roger and Dave, looking at two girls on the street, resembling the aforementioned above)

Roger: Hey, Dave. Look at those two girls. The skinny girl is kind of ugly. What is she doing hanging around with the fat girl?

Dave: Don't you know? It's a classic case of a Laurel & Hearty. Can't you see that the thin ugly girl is using the fat girl to make herself look better?
by brooskitooski July 29, 2017
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