monday laundering

The act of covering up a friend or colleagues negative mental attitude (Monday attitude) on a Friday evening while hanging out in a group of people.

-Brian Smith

I noticed you brought Jeremiah with you and he brought his normal dickish attitude.. You're always fucking Monday Laundering him!

by Economic Hitman March 21, 2016

money laundering

Something you unfortunately cannot learn to do by looking it up in a dictionary.

If you've come here to, just turn yourself over to the police and tell them where you got all the money. It's probably for the better.

I got it, we'll just launder the money! My junkie cousin used to do money laundering all the time.

by zacon2 July 3, 2006

money laundering

When you wash your clothes and forget there's money in the pockets.

Don't forget to empty your pockets—you don't want to get arrested for money laundering.

by Anonymous938743 July 25, 2010

gun launderer

Taking an illegally obtained gun and giving it legitimacy. Giving stolen guns legitimate pedigrees and the proper papers to go along with them. This is a problem in Canada where a gun registry exists

"Bring me a gun and i'll make it legit, I'm a gun launderer. That's how it works my friend"

by Drebin June 24, 2015

quote-laundering

The act of citing a source to support a hypothesis and burying the reference in a footnote or endnote that, once investigated, turns out to be irrelevant, spurious or entirely fictitious.

Similar to quote-stuffing, a common practice in academic paper-writing, but not to be confused with quote mining.

I was trying to track down that juicy reference that Malcolm Gladwell dropped about what Nietzsche said about cell phones but it turned out to be total quote-laundering.

by panopticonopolis December 1, 2011

information laundering

Telling a lie to another party via your lawyer, and their's, so that now the other party believes it. Whereas they wouldn't have believed it directly from you.

I got my lawyer to do some information laundering so that idiot would believe me.

by Frank Flintstone February 11, 2010

Music Laundering

The act of using a recording software to record music from Youtube or some other free place to avoid paying for the music. This way it seems like you bought the music, when you really didn't.

I was music laundering and found it.

by Chainedtothegang January 5, 2011