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African Lasso

When a male with a penis extending over 7 inches swings his god given gift around creating a lasso effect.
You should have seen the bruise on her face. She was giving him head and he hit her with the African Lasso
by Butchugger12345 May 29, 2018
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El Paso Lasso

When a person poops in a tube sock, slapping there partner in the face with that poop filled tube sock.
"When Jenna was sleeping I gave her the good old El Paso Lasso, woke the bitch right up."
by longshot201 August 5, 2008
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laposonidue

A word made up by and insane 7 year old girl. Supposedly means crazy.
Dude that party last night was so Laposonidue”
by Laposonidue April 21, 2020
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Lip Lasso'd

To convince or trick. Talking someone into something they don't necessarily want/need. Most commonly used by door-to-door sales people and restaurant servers.
That little girl just lip lasso'd me into buying 10 boxes of cookies I don't even like.
by AppleCrisp November 10, 2010
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shit lasso

The art of shitting in a sock then spinning it above your head like a lasso. It can also be implied with an empty spinning hand.
I was at a meeting the other day that went on and on, to the point I had to simulate a shit lasso. That shut up the MD.
by amscray August 12, 2011
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semen lasso

When you are so dehydrated that you have to physically pull your load out of your dick like a rope
Bro, I almost choked that chick with my semen lasso.
by Kalmia22 June 3, 2017
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Lasso

The act of mounting a girl and spraying your offspring-glue onto her chesticles.
"Yo, I lassoed her last night in someone's front lawn."

"Dude, I'm calling the cops."
by The Wyld Stallyn April 7, 2010
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