Wicked Lasers

A Wicked Laser is a generic name for a handheld pointer-sized diode laser that is too powerful to actually be used as a laser pointer. Typically, a laser pointer cannot be over <5mW in output power. A Wicked Laser is usually over <90mW and can burn duct tape or burst balloons. Wicked Lasers are invarioubly green in beam colour compared to the common red laser pointer. A Wicked Lasers is a gadget that is sometimes found in the company of an iPod.

David kept a powerful Wicked Lasers for starpointing with his telescope whereas he used his laser pointer for exercising his cat.

by JohnKP January 12, 2012

Rage lasers

The event when a person/thing rages so much that they fire lasers to vent the rage extremly awesomely.

"AAAAHHHGGGGG!!!!!!
-rage lasers fire-
-"woah! did steve just fire his rage lasers?"

by Lolazaurus April 9, 2010

Plastic Lasers

Someone gaslights you into oblivion with false feelings and false transgressions; so much so that it makes you question your sanity.

My ex hit me with the plastic lasers. She wouldnt answer her phone for days and when I hit her up like "where've you been?!" She'd cry her eyes out saying she goes out because I don't want to spend time with her; that I'm 'selfish and 'superficial' but she knows I have football practice and I'm super focused on my scholarship. I told her that I had priorities but she was like "that never happened." and that I'm " ignoring her needs." Complete one-eighty the conversation .

by TheDigitalRealist August 27, 2021

WE ARE LOSERS

A whole group of dope-ass losers

Somebody once told me that I was looking kinda dumb with my finger and my thumb in the shape of an “L” on my forehead and asked if I was part of WE ARE LOSERS.

by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodLoser December 14, 2020

lasercorning

the act of eating your food before you get back to wherever you are going

me and my friend went an order some food and as soon as we got are food and went to the front of the biulding he already eat his food and you say you keep lasercorning

by FACTS 1.2 February 26, 2017

the losers club

The Losers Club (aka TLC) first seen on Stephen King's IT.

Young Mike: Who are you guys anyway?
Young Eddie: We're sort of a club.
Young Bev: Yeah, the Losers Club.
Young Richie: Yeah.
Young Bill: You w-want in?
Young Mike: Yeah. Yeah, I do.

by cockersk August 25, 2013

the sun is a deadly laser

The correct response to: Why not?

Do you want to take a road trip?
NO
Why not?
THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

by Mac Finder June 17, 2017