lard off

A public argument between two fat people

Look at those two having a lard off in the street.

by iwys July 24, 2007

lard tard

A person who is both fat and stupid. A dumb lardass.

That woman is a fatty, and she is really dim and dumb. That makes her a lard tard.

by PMax January 11, 2009

lardgina

(1) The female reproductive organ as exhibited by obese women who choose to wear spandex or lycra. Sometimes mistaken for part of the leg.
(2) An uncommon medical condition caused by acute deposits of fat in the vagina. Can cause vomitting if left untreated.

Lardgina examples?...no its gross

by dkeros November 18, 2005

lard-ass

lard-ass n. A person who is not only useless, but also weighs a rediculous amount. Lard-asses usually eat Taco Bell three times a day with a Burger King snack in between, and food is always purchased with someone else's money. Other characteristics of a lard-ass include, but are not limited to: greasy skin, dull personality, lack of motivation, self-centered, and posess the ability to suck the life and finances out of those around him/her.

Cheryl is such a worthless lard-ass that when her ex-husband was being arrested, all she could think about was getting food from Del Taco.

by Lipgloss Arsonist October 5, 2005

tub of lard

a really fat person who looks nasty and oily

cee bee is such a tub of lard

by cee gee October 13, 2004

got laid

having hot sweaty sex
Men tend to be happy after getting laid.

Raquel: I wonder why he was being so nice today in class
Emily: Maybe he got laid for the first time

by the man and the teacher February 25, 2009

Laid Up

To lay in bed with your lover many hours after you've woken up. It is a very pleasurable, very romantic state to be in. This time is usually used to talk, kiss, make love, watch tv, or drift in and out of sleep.

We extended our checkout because we were laid up all morning.

by Lucas McKenzie August 1, 2010