lard 

An enthusiastic, friendly greeting, usually made from one male to another. It originated from an exaggerated "Lad!" ("Laaaaad!"), before obtaining the extra 'r' to give it a deeper, more solid sound.

Woahhh! John lard!

lard by Col April 23, 2004

lard 

fat on youre back occaisionly transparent

youre moms got lots a lard

lard by ashlie vicky September 28, 2005

Lard 

See Also - Mcdonalds

"I'm gonna go get me a lard"

Lard by Therapist_ July 26, 2005

lard 

someone who is being stupid, annoying, bad a something, or their just fat and eat everything

EXAMPLE 1:

Dylan: dude Connor ate all of our food.

Kyle: dude he's lardy

EXAMPLE 2:

Dylan: dude Eathan is hella annoying and only eats fucking goldfish.

Kyle: wow what a freaking lard....

lard by lardlover October 17, 2011

Lard 

1.Sustenance.

2. A quantity of food (or drink) which may contain caffeine or carbohydrate. It will serve to keep a man on his feet & keep him able to complete the working day.

"If I don't get a cup of lard in me then I will probably die".

"Lard on". (Usually proclaimed upon arriving home after work).

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Lard by Stuey Atrium December 3, 2003

lard 

Gavin Lee's cum. Lovely.

Amy Rose likes lard., in her mouth.

lard by Szene Kid December 6, 2006

Lard 

What you call your boyfriend if he is a "tub o lard"

Hey Lard how was your day you fat turd.

Lard by Beardy March 31, 2017