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lansing's mom

That MILF is a real Lansing's mom.
by Rustie Shackleford June 5, 2011
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Lansing Blow

Sounds like 'Glancing Blow' but is related to the number of dicks you (a downtrodden Michiganer) would be willing to suck (for money) in order to purchase bus fare out of state.
It was a Lansing Blow that brought me here to California, I sucked literally dozens of strange cocks through the glory hole in the handicap stall of the Greyhound Station to get the fuck out of Michigan.
by K.Grapher May 22, 2019
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LaPinger

A word with no real meaning that is used on any word to make something sound questionable.
Wanna fondle my LaPinger?
You are such a LaPinger!
My grandma lets me play with her LaPinger.
by The23rd May 27, 2020
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Maddison Lansing

Typically a female who draws retarded chickens and imagines herself as a balloon. Can also bench 500
“Maddison Lansing bro whats the deal with her chickens
“Why does Maddison Lansing sound like ariana grande?”
by Marcopologr June 20, 2018
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lipsing

by REalion June 9, 2005
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East Lansing Diploma Factory

1. AKA Michigan State University - an 'institution' of
'supposedly' higher learning (for monkees - and
arsonists, I guess).
2. Training ground for future failed middle managers
of dead-ended careers and lives (Super-size it !)
3. Biggest undergraduate rip-off around: herded into class
sizes of 1000+, dormitories akin to Auschwitz, T.A.'s
who don't even know the subject matter; one actually
comes out of this asylum a bigger idiot than upon first
arriving, if that's possible.
After a night of heavy partying on campus and before starting his new job as an assistant lawn cutter, Wally awoke only to find he had inadvertently used his recently received diploma from the East Lansing Diploma Factory as an ass wipe. 'That's okay', he consoled himself, 'besides I can always go into any one of the many bars they have here and look for the toilet paper dispensers in the mens room.' Specifically, Wally was referring to certain dispensers that have printed on them: 'Bachelors Degrees From This Institution. Please Take One.' Hell, take several ! Give them to your friends ! You can never have too many ass wipes at the Ol' ELDF !
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Lansing

The state capital of Michigan and its 6th largest city, with about 100,000 residents and declining. It is a typical Rust Belt Community. It was the home to Ransolm Olds (Oldsmobile) but the plants have skipped town or closed all together. Lansing is next door to Michigan State University in East Lansing. Due to the presence of the University and the state government, the Lansing area has a more diverse population and economy than the rest of Michigan.
Lansing is a good area to live as far as the rest of Michigan is concerned.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com November 25, 2007
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