first-rate cunt lapping

getting your pussy licking real well

'james gave me first-rate cunt lapping last night'

by peach_buddies September 24, 2007

LARPing

Traditionally, LARPing is when a bunch of nerds get together in a field or pasture and beat each other up with foam core swords. In the internet sense, it refers to people who put on a façade and lie about having lives that are far more interesting than they really are.

Post pics if you really have a Lamborghini or else I'm going to think you're just LARPing

by my name is not billy November 18, 2020

Rex lapis

Zhongli but dead

Did you hear that Rex lapis died

by Fried salmon February 20, 2021

lapkitty

A device used to hold a Laptop computer
Describes a warm object (laptop computer)
holder which when placed on a persons lap
a Lapkitty provides a sense of comfort and
security. Can also describe a real cat or
person (female)that enjoys being comforted
on ones lap.

As for a lapkitty I love them all
The ones that eat or not at all.
I think it's nice at the end of day
to relax with one to pass time away.

by Ed Austin March 28, 2007

Bag Lapper

The art of laying back and letting your wife or lady friend gently and gingerley lick away at your nutt sack. Slurping your balls in and out of her mouth and usually accompanied with her stroking your hard cock, hopefully, until you bust a large gooey load.

Rhonda caught me totally by surprise last night. While I was watching Lost on TV, she began rubbing my cock through my shorts and got me rock hard. She slid my shorts down to my ankles and was one hell of a Bag Lapper for me. And as a bonus she let explode in her mouth and swallowed every drop. I was in heaven.

by The King Cornholer April 10, 2008

Laprisha

LAPRISHA IS A MOTHER, FRIEND, OLDER SISTER,AND DAUGHTER. SHE HAS GREAT RESPONSIBILITY AND SHE IS A LEADER IN EVERY PHASE OF HER LIFE. SHE IS USUALLY HATED BY WOMEN WHO ISNT CONFIDENT IN THEMSELVES.. SHE IS CONFIDENT AND BEAUTIFUL ON THE INSIDE AND OUTSIDE.

I HATE THAT LAPRISHA CHICK!

LAPRISHA IS SO BEAUTIFUL.

I WISH I WAS MORE LIKE LAPRISHA.

by LOVELy513 July 19, 2011

Lampis

Lampis is the best greek name. He fucks you every night and you can find his balls if you search very deeply in your ass.

Lampis' dick is ** cm

by Θεμιφόνης ο Κύων October 29, 2019