Laos Plow

When a man (usually Asian in ethnicity) sticks two chopsticks in a woman's rectal cavity while having violent sexual intercourse with her and screaming "ຂ້າພະເຈົ້າຈະເຮັດໃຫ້ທ່ານມີຂ້ອຍແຈ່ວ!" (roughly meaning "I will fill you with my jaew!", jaew being a type of Lao sauce).

Girl: Wtf are you doing?
Classy Guy: ຂ້າພະເຈົ້າຈະເຮັດໃຫ້ທ່ານມີຂ້ອຍແຈ່ວ!
Girl: Holy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...!
Classy Guy: You just got Laos Plowed, bitch!

by Some Greasy 🅱️oi May 23, 2018

Laos Shuffle

The dance my grandfather does when I talk to him about the war. Usually consists of a weird breakdance on the floor, lasting for many minutes.

HOLY SHIT my grandad is doin the Laos shuffle

by EggplantAddict(cocaine) September 4, 2022

funny as Laos

Expression-can be offensive to certain individuals...

When there is that moment with all your friends that you know you'll remember til at least the next time your drunk, therefore you need an elaborate expression to descibe the previous scenario that just happened.

Me: Dude, I was just a party when some red head started talking shit, he got made as hell and started fighting all the sousas there.

Hemo: "well was it pretty funny to watch?"

Me: " Dude it was funny as Laos!"

by Taylor Serrano July 1, 2009

Chris (Laos)

Man with little boy body, and grown man shoulders. Likes to fish... not catch just fish. Shimano representative, will make serious jokes about you then take them back with a simple jkjk... also says Shazam, yada mean, what in Tarantino.

Hey you don't want to be a Chris (Laos)

by Shazayum January 21, 2021

Laosaipocalypse

Lao sai - "Flowing shit" AKA Diarrhea in Chinese Min Nan Dialect
Apocalypse - An ultimate and doomsday event that leaves everything to waste.

Having uncontrollable bad diarrhea that makes your poop hole feels like the aftermath of an apocalyptic nuclear wasteland

Jimmy ate that week old stale bean burrito under the chair that he had a laosaipocalypse

After that ultra spicy curry meal, Kerpal's laosaipocalypse landed him in Hospital .

by Singaporean Son October 31, 2017

laosh!

For many, laosh! is thought to be simply a meaningless phrase hollered by hooligans living in Newton, MA during boring high school seminars. But in reality, laosh! stands as one of our nation's most fundamental principles. Commonly defined as "the end of a crest toothpaste tube where the ends get really sharp and are practically a knife," deeper research has shown that laosh! not only means this but also holds the secret to immortality and infinity. Laosh! represents the past, the present, and the forever future. Laosh! is time, it is smell, touch, sight, hearing, and taste, all wrapped into one goody bag. Rumor has it the "sixth sense" is actually laosh! as well, but don't tell that to Bruce Willis. Laosh! out bros!

Snoop Dogg: Yo my doo-doo Doc Dre, get at me real quick.
Dre: Is something bothering you my dizzle?
Snoop Dogg: I was just laoshing! at the pool my brotha and your girl she gets in my grill. What is that laosh! my dude?
Dre: I'm a plaosh that ho.

by Ethan The Dude February 4, 2008

Laosh!

An onomatopoeia that many consider to be the most versatile word/ syllable in the english language. Can be used as a suffix, prefix, verb, noun, adjective, adverb, preposition, conjunction or interjection.
Frequently used by high schoolers in Newton, MA in order to make boring classes interesting.
Etymology: a combination of the lyric "my music is where I'd like you to taush" (from the infamous song by CSS "Music is my hot, hot sex") and the southeastern asian country Laos. when joined together, they form Laosh!
It is interchangeable with plaosh

Maor: "hey, professor Covarrubiaosh, i dont understand the ideal gas Laosh"
Ethan: "Laosh!"
Mr Covarrubiaosh: "just read the book hydrodynamicaosh by Daniel BernoulLaosh"
Ari: "i have a question"
Mr Covarrubias: "yes?"
Ari: "Laosh!"

Timmy: "hey, i heard Noeme is giving out Blaoshjobs in the back of her Toyota Laosh Cruiser"
Dan: "Plaosh!"

by Maor Cohen February 1, 2008