langing

to lang; the act of stretching out your weenie (similar to jelqing) by crushing it with a heavy object, preferably with friends or accompanied by bad bitches.

example: “yo wanna go langing and have a jerk circle in the bathroom”

by gangemi February 23, 2024

Langing gear

The same as 'Landing gear' but said with a stuffed nose

The plane crashed due to langing gear failure *sniff*

by the struggling student January 29, 2025

brady langlinais

so hot he has the big pp energy. bigger pp than kids named landon rupley he is gonna be 6,4 and a gigga chad. He is the best on the bed too i love him.

brady langlinais is so hot.

by mr big nigg March 20, 2023

Brady Langlinais

micro schlong

He is such a beta male. He is a Brady Langlinais.

by MrRupley March 20, 2023

The Full Langridge

The act of getting completely naked in a public place, then strumming your bean like you've got a mosquito bite on it.

She was just sitting there, I never thought she would go the full Langridge..

by 4 Digits Deep July 9, 2016