Landmine

A lego

Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I STEPPED ON A LANDMINE!
Girl: Dude, thats a lego. If it was a landmine, you'd be dead by now.
Guy: IT'S A FUCKING LEGO YOU SKINNY ASS LANDMINE

by Corey the best Definer July 20, 2016

Landmine

A woman who is easy to lay, but getting rid of her is very dangerous and difficult.

Be careful to not let her know where you live, she's a landmine.

by caseybv May 26, 2013

Landmine

a scenario in which someone leaves their baby batter on the floor of a communal shower such as in a dorm bathroom. this is then followed by someone using said shower and stepping in it while barefoot. hence a landmine.

i heard bobby went to take a shower and stepped in a landmine. hes gonna kill whoever did it

by dboy999 August 11, 2011

Landmines

A drinking game invented by current University of Pittsburgh students Sam Montgomery, Dan Jordan, and Ben "The Jew" Gomberg. This game involves plastic cups, a quarter, and lots and lots of canned beer. First you need to gather as many people as you want to play. Usually a good number is 4. The more people there are, the harder the game gets. Everyone sits around a large table or flat surface. Each player gets a plastic cup and a can of beer. They pour as much beer as they want into the cup, and then the first person spins the quarter on the table. Once the quarter is spinning, the player picks up their cup with one hand, chugs the beer in the cup, puts the cup down, and picks up the quarter with the same hand they chugged the beer with. If the quarter falls off the table, the player must drink what is in their cup, refill it, and spin/drink again. If the quarter hits another cup on the table, the player must drink what's in that cup as well as what is in their cup, refill their cup, and spin/drink again. When someone finishes a beer, they may place it on top of the quarter while it is spinning during any give turn. The player who was in the process of drinking when the can was placed must spin/drink again, and the can stays there for the rest of the game. If at any time the quarter hits the can, the player must spin/drink again. The game goes until you run out of beer or everyone passes out.

Yo let's go play some landmines.
Dude we're gonna get so fucked up if we play that

by DeMarco201 March 17, 2008

Landmine

A slightly attractive female coworker that if given the opportunity would use her vagina to get you and anyone nearby fired.

Dude, I wouldn't make too many T&A jokes around her she is a landmine.

by kelly888 September 25, 2012

Landmine

a fart on an escalator or people mover that someone walks through unexpectedly.

I was on the escalator at the mall and was dragged through a landmine.

Similar to walking through someone crop dusting.

by Stronger25 December 21, 2010

Landmine

A landmine is similar to a "grenade" in meaning, as it refers to a SKINNY, ugly chick. This term was believed to be first said on the famous MTV reality show, "Jersey Shore" when Mike "The Situation" referred to a girl his friend bought home as a "landmine".

Mike: Dude! Vinny! That girl is a landmine!

by JerseyShoreLover August 10, 2010