langerz

a 1337 programmer who thinks very highly of himself. Fairly intelligent who doesn't have the development skillz to pay the billz yet.

that's so langerz.....

by Joshua Langley January 16, 2007

Lander

A name giving to the sweetest and kindest boy in the word. His voice gives those who talk to him butterflies, and eyes intently fall on him when he enters any room. He gives love and affection to those who they actually care for. They are willing to give everything up for the ones they love if they have to. They are very VERY sexy as well knowing just what to say to get a girl to go crazy for them.

girl 1; "Omg is that Lander?"
girl 2; "He's so fine, OMG"

by Cutie2014 March 22, 2023

fa-landerist

someone who fa-landers too much

stop flirting with me you Fa-landerist

by QueenOfThaWorld July 7, 2010

flat lander

a term used by vermonters (people from vermont usa) to describe people not from vermont. most of the time used as a insult.

the flat landers are takeing over vermont

by hilltop henry March 26, 2003

landers

A hurtful nickname given to someone with an extreme lack of swimming ability, often unable to even set foot in water, especially without inflatable aids. Named landers because land is the only place they are safe. Often phobic of water.

Haha, everyone, look at that landers, he's such a loser, scared of water! Phahahaaaaaa
That guy can't swim you know, what a landers!

by landboy August 22, 2011

Anton landerer

your favorite hoodlum rock climber. has strong hands and is super HOT

hes an Anton landerer

by jksafhdhflak January 15, 2019

No Hander Lander

When you swing from the hips to slap your cock on to the forehead of your wife and/or girlfriend/mistress. Best done when she is sitting at the computer.

Dude i laid the best no hander lander on Toni the other day! Good work Ben!

by oddy2222 February 25, 2019