Lampy

When a person thinks something / someone is boring, annoying, ugly, ect.

Her shirt is so lampy.
My teacher was being lampy today.

by Chrizzizzle November 8, 2006

Lamptey

The act of chalking one's penis in a sexual manner, usually with a Pool/Snooker chalk.

Girl (to boy): Are you gonna lamptey?

Tosh: i've just Lamptey'd!

by Edward Wickstead November 29, 2007

Lampy

Those dorky kids in highschool that sit in the back of the classroom near the lamps that play with pokemon cards (and the like) all class.

Kid 1: There's no seats left..

Kid 2: There's one near the lampy!

Kid 1: I can't go over there, he keeps trying to trade me his Charizard!

by ketchupirwin April 17, 2014

lumpty

A person who goes out of their way to avoid responsibilities.

"Yep, Lumpty was here. Half assed attempt as usual."

by RShole March 6, 2014

lampy

more or less a homosexual male; preferably of asian decent.

Wow did you see that guy get our of the car? You can tell he's a lampy.

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Lampy Nicky

To steal a lamp.

I am not a lampy nicky

by RichardNixonisBae May 22, 2018

Lampy

Goddess of protection. Lamp safety device that creates a network of lights to provide safety in SOS situations.

Use the Lampy if you feel unsafe while going back home alone.

by Arnav33 May 16, 2022