two shakes of a lambs tail

a short amount of time

i will be down in two shakes of a lambs tail

by hippy mcP May 11, 2003

two shakes of a lambs tail

Soon. Originally from areas in Yorkshire and Wales. Spread throughout the Southern Hemisphere in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries, mostly in parts of Australia and the whole of New Zealand.

Kiwi #1, "Hey bru, have you finished with that beautiful young sheep? Is it my turn yet?"
Kiwi #2, "Yeah cuz, just gimme two shakes of a lamb's tail to clean myself up here. Primo Flossy."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

lions for lambs

to choose the lesser of two evils.

i lost my brakes...i was going to hit the family with five kids, but i traded lions for lambs by running over the guy on the bicycle.

by Shawn from TN November 26, 2007

Silence Of The Lambs

It’s not a movie. It’s something that happens when a hillbilly walks into a barn.

Self-explanatory if you use your imagination.

by Maxwell February 21, 2005

twitter lambs

The popular social networking service Twitter is sweeping the pop culture in record numbers. Ashton Kutcher and Perez Hilton have a swarm of followers which are referred to as "Twitter Lambs" that beckon to every update they receive via SMS on the application Twitter; online or by cell phone. Each "Twitter Lamb" then re-tweets "RT" back their thoughts to the sender.

PerezHilton: "Omg guys. I love being gay!!"

smilyboi125: "RT @PerezHilton omg me too!!"

gay4lifeboy: "RT @PerezHilton you are 2 hot!!"

curiousbiGuy: "RT @PerezHilton I need some attention here, kinda hot for you."

PerezHilton: "I love my Twitter Lambs, shots on me in West Hollywood tonight!"

by designer_trig May 12, 2009

lions for lambs

(Phrase) Trading for the lesser of two evils, or the best possible outcome of a bad situation.

When my brakes went out i was going to hit the bus, but i traded lions for lambs when i ran over the guy on the bike instead.

I was going to hit my head but i put my hands out and traded lions for lambs by scraping them up instead of getting a concussion.

by Shawn Q December 13, 2007

Silence Of the Lambs

When masturbating in front of a girl, you ejaculate in your hand and throw it at her.

I tried everything, even a Silence of the Lambs to get these passed out chicks on the bus at Bonnaroo to wake up and leave.

by Matthew Walls July 30, 2007