Noun.1.1. A person or being whose sexual experiences or techniques are laughable or nonexistent.
Noun.1.2. In correlation with Noun.1.1., it is otherwise spelt as “lmaosexual”, which is later proven to be grammatically incorrect.
Adjective.1.1. Used to describe person or being’s lack of sexual relationships and/or sexual actions.
Verb.1.1. The action of attempting ludicrous and extremely inexperienced sexual moves on targeted audience.
Noun.1.2. In correlation with Noun.1.1., it is otherwise spelt as “lmaosexual”, which is later proven to be grammatically incorrect.
Adjective.1.1. Used to describe person or being’s lack of sexual relationships and/or sexual actions.
Verb.1.1. The action of attempting ludicrous and extremely inexperienced sexual moves on targeted audience.
N.1.1..: Don’t bother buying her a drink, she’s a lampsexual.
A.1.1..: What is she still doing with you? Everyone knows you’re lampsexual.
V.1.1..: Hello? Bestie? A man just lampsexualled me and it was hilarious.
A.1.1..: What is she still doing with you? Everyone knows you’re lampsexual.
V.1.1..: Hello? Bestie? A man just lampsexualled me and it was hilarious.
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American (White, super hot fine, SOAKING wet): Hola, cum all over me lamas?
Mexican (Guy): hola, sì.
Then he proceeds to bang the shit out of her.
Mexican (Guy): hola, sì.
Then he proceeds to bang the shit out of her.
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According to Tom, a Lamashay is someone of low intellect and low common sense, e.g. some one who might eat poo. Tom might suggest that a person who annoys him is a lamashay.
That man is a lamashay
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During the Neo-Assyrian Empire (c.883-612), large monumental bulls, often with wings and always with human heads, were placed as gateway guardians at the entrances of royal palaces like Khorsabad and Nineveh. The general idea behind them was that they warded off evil.
They combine the strength of a bull, the freedom of an eagle, and the intelligence of a human being Usually, they have five legs.
During the Neo-Assyrian Empire (c.883-612), large monumental bulls, often with wings and always with human heads, were placed as gateway guardians at the entrances of royal palaces like Khorsabad and Nineveh. The general idea behind them was that they warded off evil.
They combine the strength of a bull, the freedom of an eagle, and the intelligence of a human being Usually, they have five legs.
-Who was that on the phone?
-Ali. She said she was in California and she saw a building with lamassus on the roof.
-You think she was high?
-Most definitely.
-Ali. She said she was in California and she saw a building with lamassus on the roof.
-You think she was high?
-Most definitely.
by Lez-be-friends January 26, 2010
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by bark boi July 7, 2019
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I can't believe my best friend lamared me and told my wife about last night.
I can't believe my best friend lamared me and told my wife about last night.
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