Laopo

Someone with a slim waist, long legs, who is tough on the surface but soft at heart. This person is also called "nation's laopo".

Laogong made this person turn gay. {Good for them}

Laogong: My laopo is the prettiest of all, he likes hotpot made by me and loves to apply face-mask.

by ainiwuhu September 28, 2021

Lalou

Expressed when surrounded by redneck and bumpkin freak shows. Especially used by awesome children in grade school adolescence.

Weird redneck child: "Y'all wonts to go a turkey shootin, haus? Sheut Deddy, My Momma made me anudder pamenter cheese sammich!"

Normal child: "Damn these redneck retards! LALOU!!!!"

Weird redneck child: "Huh?"

by Don Juan Shinobi April 25, 2009

Lalo

Lalo is a strong, handsome, and intelligent person. He treats all women like queens. He can be random at times but thats what makes him funny, unique, and a great guy. Every girl needs a lalo in there life

There goes Lalo!!!

by Mexidude92 December 24, 2016

LALOOSH

An omnipresent word with many meanings. Can be used in any sentence to describe any thing, place, or person. When used to describe a person it is usually in a derogatory manner. Used any other way it can mean just about anything you want. The term originated on Facebook from Jay Laloosh Dugan and was spread by his many followers of LALOOSH.
LALOOSH is always used in all capital letters with the one exception of when it is used as your middle name as all followers of LALOOSH must do.

John Rat Rathsam is the ultimate LALOOSH!

Man does he smell like LALOOSH.

The pizza was so hot I LALOOSHED the roof of my mouth.

I fell down and broke my LALOOSH.

by Chuck Jager April 28, 2010

Lolophant

A Lol of major proportions. Almost to the level of Lolocaust, but people are only trampled by lols.

Person 1: 'Somewhere.. somewhere in the spirit of... Ahhhhh Lolophant.. =/'

All people in room scream and run in circles as the lolophant tramples and stamples all within.

by CTaras April 15, 2011

Laloshippin'

To bilk people out of their hard-earned cash by selling defective watches. Named after Eyal Lalo, CEO of Invicta watches, a notoriously cheap watch brand.

I ordered a watch on the web, and they screwed me, Laloshippin' me a crap watch with the hands falling off.

by harveydollars April 26, 2011

Lilophilia

The obsession of taking perfect pictures of doors and windows

Person 1 : I Love taking pictures of doors, it's my passion

Person 2: Yep, that's Lilophilia

by SheLovesDoors July 3, 2018