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Layman's land

The area between the scrote and the sphyncter on guys or the fuckhole and the muckhole on women.
She had a solid love of licking my layman's land; who was I to deter her?
by Younez May 14, 2007
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laymau

This is what "LMAO" sounds like irl.Pronounced "Lay-m-ow"
Vicky: OMGAW HE HATES ME WTF IS HIS PROB
Amanda:Dont worry its just cuz he has a huge peice of metal shit up his ass
Vicky: LAYMAU!!!!1one
by VARDMEISTER May 25, 2006
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Leakymug

Leakymug is are joint podcast episodes put off by the hosts of The Leaky Cauldron's podcast Pottercast, and Mugglenet's official podcast Mugglecast. The episodes usually consists of one or more hosts of both podcasts participating together. They first came about in the early days of potter podcasting whereas Melissa Anelli appeared on a couple of episodes with the Mugglecast guys. Since then Leakymug's have been very popular amongst fans of both podcasts, and are put off now at Potter conferences or live events.
I attended a Leakymug while at the conference, Azkatraz.
by Lori Longbottom August 2, 2009
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Lakemod

A term given as advice to somebody with a poor quality car. The term means to dispose of one's car in a large body of water such as a lake to inflict flood damage. Usually, this advice is given to noobs when they join a car forum and make an attempt to show off their piece of shit.
-----Typical Car forum-----
Noob: Hey, my car has been giving me several problems and I can't figure it out. I think I need a new engine. Vtec isn't engaging.

OG member: Please lakemod your fucking car already with yourself strapped in.
by 2jzNOshit May 16, 2011
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lakme

Woah Woah Woah , be carfuel, you may coma across some important sens pe aici. Lakme want a guy,NO A MAN, that has 196 centimeters ,listens to the best romanian sound genre,MANELE, is strong , has GLE COUPE(that is a car you poor peasant), wants to have 3 kids with her,has iphone, and will let her get fucking drunk at petreceri
A: Wow you totally blacked out last night
sclavu: Yeah,i pulled a lakme
by ostiipaiaculupu November 30, 2021
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Lakemoor

is a small farm town located in Illinois right out side of the city of McHenry.
Population 4,767 as of 2009.
most exciting thing here is Lakemoor fest & we have the best fireworks around!
hangout spots are: 7-11, Rossati's, Tony's Subs, & Lilly Lake it's pretty but wouldn't recomend swimming in it.

Fact:
Bon Jovi filmed a video for "Lost Highway" in Lakemoor!
I love my small town of Lakemoor!
by E.Coop August 25, 2009
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lakum salam

An Arabic term often following the Arabic greeting Asalamalakum
guy- Asalamalakum my brothas and sistas
croud- Lakum Salam
by D-res July 2, 2005
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