Lame Chubby

A situation in which one could not force or hold an erection, even if one tried.

Work was so slow today it was a complete lame chubby.

by RJYOANN April 12, 2010

lameathon

(adj.) an event or person that is extremely lame or disappointing.

Person A: Where do you wanna go to lunch?
Person B: I can’t go to lunch, I have a lot of homework to do.

Person A: You always have a lot of homework to do! C’mon don’t be so lameathon!

by ayokaymcc December 6, 2017

Funny-Lame

when you make a joke that has nothing to do with what the others are talking about., but somehow, someway, it comes out funny.

Dekaney kid: Look at that nigga right there. Look like he missing a goddamn tooth.
Westfield kid: I bet he cant eat watermelon!
others: you Funny-Lame
Dekaney kid: WTF (HAHA) nigga go home...

by dipsylamer89 November 21, 2009

jim lahey special

the type of whiskey jim lahey drinks on the canadian tv show "trailer park boys" the actually name for the drink is alberta premium a 100% canadian rye whiskey

thomas - hey bi ,i got a quart alberta premium to drink tonight eh?
james - oh yea got the jim lahey special on the go eh?
thomas - oh yea

by tommy1245 April 17, 2010

Lame-O-Ween

Any Halloween that does not fall on a Friday or Saturday, thus seriously compromising enjoyment and/or participation by those with work, school or other non-weekend time demands.

On a Monday! Really! OK, that was the worst Lame-O-Ween I can remember....the killer fake clowns didn't even show up!

by YAWA November 1, 2016

lame

A characteristic describing someone who is just not cool. You can catch these people posting on social media bragging about their (not so) awesome lives. Their snap stories consist of selfies with filters and events made up only for the snap. Will be seen hanging around people equally as lame, usually all on their phones.

See also: loser , pirates , fratguy

"Did you go on Snapchat today?"
"Yeah... Did you see Donald's story? Pretty lame."
"Saw that.. So lame!"

by probablyinthebathroom May 21, 2016

lame ass mark

God’s way to informing you that you’re a trashy ass nigga that nobody gives 2 fucks about!

Man you just a lame ass mark, get the fuck outta here.

by Zolaaaaa-the-idiot January 25, 2018