lag

A newb's excuse for getting pwned

some guy:OFMG Lag
me:STFU this is a LAN newb. I pwnt yoos.

by BullChri May 25, 2005

lag

a term from online games desciribing a problem in a game causing people or objects to "freeze" and re-apear elseware, very annoying and sometimes used as an excuse by noobs (e.g. noob just got killed so he says: "Stupid lag!!!!")

dude, this map is lagging like crazy!
man the lag is killin me!

by dadefiner December 22, 2008

No lags

When you ask someone if theyvare going to keep a promise or not.

Movies friday night, No lags though.

by Quinzelromo August 31, 2016

lag

Slowness in an online game because of a bad server, or an over-abundance of people using it.

Uber-l33t-noobzorman: "OMFG damn lag... a poring just killed me..."
Me: "dude... you just suck."

by The Ownage February 24, 2005

lagging it

Messing up in life; Failed at something very important

McCain was lagging it toward the end of the election campaign. That is why he lost

by SupermanDantheMan March 25, 2009

Lagged

A word describing the action of having been dobbed in by someone.

See that kunt over there? He lagged on me for stealing that pizza.

by Mark Walker October 22, 2007

Lag

A word that instills fear in the hearts of 'World of Warcraft' fanatics and those who would join the urb-nerd camp everywhere, as thirty or so people have offered irritatingly nerdy definitions for this bit of tech vernacular, thus NO ONE should post a definition with more than one instance of internet shorthand, because it gets really annoying to see online gamers deliver expositories upon scenarios that can only occur in front of a keyboard and a computer moniter. that being said, lag is nothing more than a digial device's irritating tendency to process input more slowly than it takes for the user to output it.

Me: hey, i pressed a button on my cell phone and it took a couple of seconds for it to register
friend: why's that
Me:I don't know, looks like my cell phone is a victim of lag

by JimGarcia aka SkanMan, myspace.com/skanman August 4, 2007