O.L.S Old Lady Syndrome

a condition where you feel a compulsive need to turn down party invites and/or any other happy event that involves drinking

jay: Hey anthony, come over and let's drink some wine.

anthony: I'm sorry I can't. My booty is very saggy and sticky today. I can't get up my sofa.

jay: You need intervention! That's a sign of O.L.S Old Lady Syndrome.

by jiggabuff December 5, 2011

Pregnant Lady’s Hot Toddy

One third filtered water, two thirds vanilla flax milk, in the microwave for a minute forty-three

“Baby can you make me a Pregnant Lady’s Hot Toddy.”

by astrowashere February 19, 2019

old lady's cupboards

When something literally has the smell or taste of an old lady's cupboards. It is not an euphemism.

-An old lady once gave me a KitKat chocolate brar that she had in her cupboard for 5 years, and it literally tasted like old lady's cupboards.
-Is old lady's cupboards some kind of euphemism?
(laughter and hilarity all around)
-No, it is not.

by WonderWumbo October 18, 2020

our lady’s grove

a school in dublin where the best trio go #HJH wink

hey do you know anyone who goes to our lady’s grove?
yeah of course HJH go there duh
omg they’re so cool i wanna be those girls

by cowgirlio August 22, 2021

French Lady’s Nose

The flavor and taste of wine drunk from a bottle that has been used by a woman to masturbate.

This Pinot has notes of Cherry, leather and a lovely musky overtone of French Lady’s Nose. Merci Monique!

by JayAddie May 2, 2023

Lady Gaga's Ass

Possibly one of the best asses of all time being small but big at the same time ... Like starbursts it's a juicy contradiction

No sentence can possibly explain Lady Gaga's Ass it's just too amazing

by Jonny Rancid November 18, 2014

man's lady

The female equivalent of a ladies man. 1. A positive description for a woman who is often pursued or the pursuer of men. 2. A woman who spends much time in the company of men and capitalizes on such time. 3. A woman who entertains and enjoys the company of men.

"Wow, dates with Chris, Josh and Tyler in the same weekend? Your such a man's lady!"

by alimatrixcia April 26, 2006