Flap Lacker

A Flap Lacker is someone who performs the art of Flap Lacking.Flap lacking originated in England in the middle ages,when King Henry The 8th smoked too much 'cabbage of the mountain' and mistook one of his Exotic Dancers for a life size porcelain bong statues.

Terrified the dancer did nothing,while The King proceeded to 'take a hit' from her ass.

Flap Lacking
Lips are placed over the rectal orifice while the right hand is placed over the sausage wallet and is gently released and applied as a 'clutch' from a bong..enjoy ensuing head rush..

That guys breath smells horrible like he was Flap Lacking or something

Guy: did u fart? Other Guy: no I was Flap Lacking your mom last night

The Dirty Sanchez has nothing on Flap Lacking

Guy:Being a Flap Lacker is a bizarre fetish don't you think?

Girl: What's that?
Guy: Check urban dictionary..ha ha

by Markael Bishnard December 15, 2011

lecknerd

Someone who is very smart and funny usually athletic but smart at the same time

That guys is a lecknerd

by Goodguy30763 December 23, 2017

lakner

Generally a bad gamer

ie. We would have won but we had a lakner on the team

by anonymous May 6, 2021

LackNemo

LackNemo is a type of mood that is tilting toward angry, furious, hella angry.
It came from the movie "Finding nemo" and can be identified to the scene when Nemo and Marvin having a fight and Nemo swims out to the divers boat and tuches it.

Person 1: "Do we have homework"
Person 2: "yeah"
Person 1: "Uhhhhhhhhhhh"
Person 2: "Are you feeling LackNemo?"
Person 1: " F*ck yeah"

by AlexioMCswagg March 23, 2022

LACKER

A thousand dollars is referred to as a LACKER .Because you need a LACKER BAND to hold it.

How much do u have,? 3 nearly 4 LACKER

by anonymous November 23, 2022

Lacker

Annie and Kaileigh

“Y’all trying to play or what?”
“Nah, I have to shower.”

“That’s what I call a lacker.”

by urmumsanoodle August 17, 2024

Lackery

To be critised for something you've done.

You've been giving me lackery.

by Poggerton June 7, 2025